Random thing I just learned. The other day, I heard the news refer to the company Glock. 33 years of life and I had no idea Glock was a brand name. I thought it was a word for a type of gun, like rifle is a type of gun
What if he died by snu snu ?
Big bronze fanny
I think we might be wearing bows, crossbows, slings, catapults or trebuchets more than a gun if he was shot, considering they had those other things to shoot him with.
pastor wearing a trebuchet on a chain
“Jesus was yeeted for your sins.”
Worshippers of Tupac do wear this.
Explicitly as an homage to the crucifix, though.
Also, this is part of a Bill Hicks bit about Kennedy.
Lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he’s gonna want to see a [beep]ing cross, man? “Ohhh!” May be why he hasn’t shown up yet. “Man, they’re still wearing crosses. [beep] it, I’m not goin’, Dad. No, they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes I might show up again, but … Let me bury fossil heads with you, Dad. [beep] ’em … Let’s [beep] with them! They’re [beep]in’ with me now, let’s get ’em. Give me that brontosaurus head, Dad.”
You know, kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know. “Thinkin’ of John, Jackie. We love him. Just tryin’ to keep that memory alive, baby.”
jesus has sus in it so that means G sus that means G sus is andrew tate and he is sus but whats sus about him . making people fool for his business
It’s too early for this shit.
Being that high, I mean.
wake a nd bake bruh
What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?
Prolly just a water drop.
I’m also on board with this.
Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can’t even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.
flip him upside down?
Styrofoam boots
Would baptisms be called “golden showers”?
If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its method of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.
A chair with a lightning bolt through it would honestly be kind of metal.
Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.
Don’t some Christian sects do that as well?
All of them with their arms on the armrest and making an o-face before every meal would be pretty fun to watch.
Some christians do. There’s a fork of the unification church.
true american dream
If Bill Hicks had lived he’d have got really fat and then died of that instead.
Does this mean St Peter held his gun sideways?
Supposedly was crucified upside down.
Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
And we’d have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army’s ammunition needs.
The bullet is a much better idea than a gun. The whole gun thing is kinda gaudy. I also like the “relic” angle of selling fragments to the believers
To shreds you say
Haha imagine a little golden electric chair, or gallows, or lethal injection machine.
I would rock the fuck out of a Diamond encrusted gold guillotine.
and i could use it for my cigars! i’d have to start smoking
Hell if it were the gallows, wearing a necklace with a knot might have become prescribed religious attire.
Not that far off from neckties as standard office wear, to be honest.
I’d wear one of those if I could afford it
