You must log in or register to comment.
What kind of animal just does counter clockwise.
Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?
What a strange diagram of some slippers.
I thought way to long about slippers.
Peter?
clit.
Info guide on how to lick a clit. Top is the clitoral hood, bottom is the clit itself
i thought it was about hour up make slippers fit. amazed how far I was.
Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I’ll put this info to good use.
“the move” from Seinfeld finally revealed. But you are supposed to end with a swirl.
My brain immediately skipped to that episode of Friends where Monica learns that Chandler got advice from Joey about licking the alphabet.
The alphabet is good advice, but more for finding the right “letter” for your partner and—this is crucial—sticking to it unless it stops working (sometimes things just shift and you gotta adapt).
I’ll never know, but I trust your judgement xD
(edit oh yeah, you got to realise the person is looking for information from their relatives who then directs them to the library — because it’s the 90’s)
I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass
When you do that, you’ll feel like you’re recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time
Bursting through the doors OUTSIDE in a panic.
Looking at some random shocked person pointing toward the park.
Rushing to the park to see grass.
Sobbing uncontrollably feeling all the grass.
(I’m doing this joke from memory instead of looking up the original comic for reference lol)
But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.
Oh, that’s what that was…
When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.
I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.
Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.
Ditto
“They said I could become anything, so I became everything.”
Kind of is.
Fun fact most girls like when you suck it as well
They do not enjoy when you blow a raspberry onto it, however.
Sucking only. No blowing. Do not reverse the polarity.
I’ve had several positive feedbacks when sliding it between front teeth and tongue. Not to be done immediately, but after she gets going a bit.
Be careful of course. And remember to check your teeth for hair afterwards.
I dunno if I’d be recommending teeth all willy-nilly to potential first time spelunkers…
Yeah teeth is a pro move only
Didn’t seem willy-nilly
Yeah, its more teethy-weethy
I dunno, I feel like recommending teeth in any discussion about oral techniques is a recipe for disaster. Moves like that should be reserved for venerated professionals.
How do you get professional without trying.
Oh, that’s right, you practice on the banana.
Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.
step 1: bop it
step 2: twist it
step 3: pull it
step 4: find a new partner
For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)
Or the Arch Wiki
If the mouse isn’t going anywhere, either adjust the sensitivity or buy a new nub
quick cheap option is my shameless self insert post here:
https://lemmy.world/post/34593380
(Oh wait… you were talking about that other clit???)
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
Might as well check the oil while you are at it
Up up down down left right left right B A B A
my dumbass trying to figure out why you’d want to rotate your house slippers:
(this is why I’m single isn’t it)
Yeah, same. I chalked it up to the homosexuality, but I’m not sure after reading some of the comments.
i have the lesbian flavor of homosexuality you’d think that’d help me realize lol
I showed it to my brother who’s flavored straight vanilla and he didn’t get it, either. I’m glad to know we’re not alone. Lol.
Me too 🤣
Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!
That only works if they actually answer. Sometimes it’s just easier to gauge reactions.
Sometimes they can’t talk coherently *wink wink*
Communication doesn’t need to be verbal - and I’m more talking about setting the precedent for communicating about pleasure as a practice. Being able to communicate about pleasure takes you a lot further in mutual pleasure than having a “trick”, yknow?
Yeah well, you said to ask, while the actual point is “listen” (and “feel”), that is what I meant
Well, even if the other person doesn’t communicate their answer verbally, you can ask verbally :) it is the most direct way to establish an open pathway for communication.
Yeah my problem in the past has been that they may be embarrassed to answer or just not know what to ask for
For sure, but that’s kinds the point in a way, you identify that communication is an issue and you can work on it :3
Completely agree. Communication is the basis of all good relationships and interaction, especially intimate interaction.
