Yeah, Little Man is the best baby. I can’t wait until I get to see him again. I know everyone thinks the kid in their family is special and whatnot, but I swear, that kids a born scientist. If nurtured, he’s gonna be amazing at whatever he sets out to do

Same. I do not believe in astrology, and don’t want people to think I do. Lol.

But to the astrology people, like my best friend, those two being born on the same day doesn’t disprove anything, it strengthens it. They’re both born on the same day, they’re both globally recognizable figures, they have strong, divisive opinions, they are both at least somewhat charismatic, and they both lead huge movements (or, at least, are figureheads with staunch supporters and followers of their own). The details of them having polar opposite opinions and ethics is immaterial to “what the stars have destined for them!” Or whatever the fuck

My nephew is so cool. He’s 20 months, and if he picks something up he shouldn’t have, or if you need him to stop doing something, you can just hold your hand out for it and say “let me have that” or tell him “you gotta stop, buddy” and he just fucking does it. Sometimes he gets this look like “damn, they caught me!” And he just moves on to the next thing, and never cries about it or anything. He’s the happiest, sweetest baby I’ve ever seen, and it’s genuinely scary how smart he can seem at times

I think we need a new category that includes dwarf planets and moons, but does not include gas giants and anything too small to have an atmosphere. Basically a “could be terraformed in a sci-fi novel” category.

Dat ass+torso=penis

When I was a kid, about 10 or so, I had a basset hound named Amy. She was amazing. Everyone loved her. Total neighborhood dog that everyone in the neighborhood felt like was their baby, too.

We also had a bully named Travis who was an awful little shit. We all generally avoided him, even when he would throw shit at us or hit us.

My friend Hailey was super nonconfrontational. But when Travis intentionally ran over Amy with his bike, Hailey ran after him on foot, managed to catch him as he peddled his dark and stinking heart out, ripped him off his bike by his hair, tore the chain guard off of his bike, and beat him so badly with that by the time the rest of us had caught up to the two of them to pull Hailey off or Travis she had broken his nose, gashed his arm, and broken two of her own fingers, presumably on his face.

Travis never fucked with our dog again

We did the same thing, but I was the smart dumbass who knew that’s how you lose fingers, so I had us hide behind a board and drop a bowling ball into it. It cracked the fucking ball! My parents were livid

If only immigration thought the same. I lost my health insurance this month. I’d kill for Canadian citizenship

This looks amazing and super easy. I’m one of those people that absolutely despises buffalo flavor, but I’ll season it with garlic Parmesan and make these tomorrow night. This might be the recipe to finally get my brother on board with the tofu

I wish :(

Linen! My brother and I tried to find an exception and couldn’t think of one. Lineb is a good one, but I think you have to live in Miami for it to work lol

I love this comment chain so much. You have not linked anything now. Lmao

I think they meant “stop doing that, MAGA” speaking to maga and not you

Did you mean to link me to the chocolate milk comment? Have I hurt you in some way‽ D: haha

Ha! I love that joke at the end.

It is tough being AMAB and loving the caring aspects of life. It’s as if the world sees you as a predator, and inside you’re just wanting to protect and love and care. It’s sad :(

God, it’s remarkable how similar that is to me. I’m not ace, and I’m only NB in secret, but holy shit. Same. My dad’s reaction was less awful, though

Cupping the water against my chest and then throwing it at the shower curtain pretending I am a water bender.

I’m so fucking impressed, and simultaneously I feel like a dumbass for never getting it

I’d be down to try that cough syrup

Oh my God