The lobstrosities are another reason I avoid the coast

100/10. The salt spray alone is incredibly dangerous. I had to move to the desert.

As a diabetic, can confirm. S’how this works

Currently drunk on bourbon street in NOLA, hooked up like 5 times, and just finished 2 of something called a swamp juice and another thing called a hand grenade… I definitely need water

sigh

Unzips

It needs to be against the wall, but I grew up with bunk beds in a room that could have fit 2 (well, in one of the places, anyway), it was nice. Gave us extra room for toys and shit and playing games

The bottom bunk twin speaking like he’s been replaced with a cyborg?

I was pretty stonery in m’youth, and lemme tell you, I was not about to wake up early enough to brunch

Completely unrelated, but tonight I opened an app to look for hotels, and it greeted me with a message that I had a “0% off” coupon for my next booking

What the fuck is this place?

Same thing that’s wrong with mine: the brain is really good at working collaboratively with other shit, and that means if the phone can remember the numbers your brain will happily give that task to the phone. I can remember so many number from before I had a cell, and almost none since then.

It’s also got to do with repetition. We used to dial the number each time, now we almost never type the digits in, just pull up a contact (or more likely, a text from them) and hit call

Thought basically the same thing (but wasn’t going to comment about it until I saw yours). I always associate this meme format with, basically, what millennials/gen z will sound like when we’re old

I know the number is exaggerated for comedic effect, but it blows my silly little 'murican mind that phone numbers in the UK have variable length. All of our numbers are the same length. Country code (1), area code (757) prefix (368) and then the line number (0441). I’m sure something else might exist for super niche things or something, and we’ve got the 3 digit important numbers, like 911 (emergency/cops) or 988 (suicide prevention hotline), but personal numbers are always 7 digits plus the area code. It’s just weird to my brain that the length can be variable within a country.

Also, try giving that example number a call…

Look, you’re gonna have to face facts. People like you. Yes, your meme collection is great and mighty and powerful, but the fact that you collect all the memes that people love speaks to you. You saved those memes because you loved them, and then you selflessly decided to share them with a fledgling community to bring joy, and the people loved them. You bring joy. Santa doesn’t make the toys, he delivers them. You’re the lemming Santa. Stamta.

Also, you are literally famous. It might only be locally, but you are, factually, famous 'round these parts

Huh! That’s wild

Also, this image is getting shared to everyone I know

Gracias!

Oh thanks! I’m using Lemmy from a mobile app, so I’m not sure how to see extra info like that

What are the pics from? They look familiar but I can’t place it

I can’t tell if I’m being trolled here with “jizz” and I’m far too afraid to Google “bird jizz” to find out

Lmao. We all do it eventually!