Whatever number is closest to 10 steals enough to make itself 10. Same goes for hundreds, thousands, whatever. Get your round numbers first, add in the others later. All numbers must become 10. In a pinch, a number may become a 5, but if so, it’s really just become a half-10, and it should feel bad about itself that isn’t a full 10 yet.

I was home schooled,* and occasionally I wish I had gone to public school, because I missed out on a lot of cultural touchstones, but then I’m reminded that kids are fucking horrible to other kids at any sign of differentness, and I was a fat, nerdy, gay bookworm, so, yeah, I’m good with the way things shook out. Haha

*Got a great education, not a religious nutjob, was not raised by right wing zealots.

Weren’t the original Muppets like, Uber sexed and horny before it became a kids show?

I routinely quote this whenever I’m around my brother. If he asks me to look at something I’ll say “close enough to get my eyes wet?” Or some shit, and we both lose it.

If you’re using excel anyway, you’re probably not super worried about using non open source software. In which case, I find Google sheets to perfect. I use it for almost everything, because it’s just easier to use Google’s office suite for my school than it would be to use libre office, since everything backs up immediately across devices. I’ve never had any complaints about compatibility or format, and I’m literally being graded on my shit. I’d be preferable to use only open source software, from like a philosophical standpoint, but I also need things to function well in a world that expects automatic saving across devices and flawless compatibility to the arbitrary standard of Microsoft office

Can’t watch the video right now, but I watched the first few seconds on mute, and I think I get the jist.

Honestly, I would not be surprised if there is soon (or even already) a fancy ass smart toilet claiming to analyze your health via poops

My mom had to get a colostomy last year after her bowel ruptured, and she spent a month in ICU recovering from sepsis. The nurse there, when she was finally awake, tried explaining everything to her, but she had some pretty severe ICU delirium, and just couldn’t comprehend everything she was saying, especially when she was using medical terms.

Eventually, the nurse said, “girl, basically, you don’t need your bootyhole no more. That’s now just for your husband and lonely weekends”

At which point she fully understood, and I died inside.

I was more joking than anything. I’m probably not going to get deep into it, if for no other reason that I am deeply uncomfortable with being… Like… Visible, or seen, or existing when people know I’m existing, and I don’t want to have to explain a large purchase for an Armadillo head to my mom. Lol

But also, I am very much so not straight, and only nominally cisgendered most of the time. Lol. And my shrink thinks I’m probably somewhere on the spectrum, so there’s that, too. Lol. I’m not opposed to kink or sexual aspects of a group. I’ve been known to be a bit freaky when I manage to crawl out of my Hermitage for the day. Lol. But conventions and groups and, like, people just aren’t my thing most of the time, y’know?

That’s interesting! That’s for the info!

Is there an actual translation of that text, I wonder?

I have three dachshunds. Two minis, Mary & Maizie, and a full size, Monty.

Mary we often call a little wolverine, because she can be vicious when she plays, making the most horrific noises you’ve ever heard out of any creature, much less someone that looks so absolutely disgustingly cute and adorable.

Her sister, Maizie, is the sweetest, kindest, shyest and nicest creature. Unless she sees a rat. Then it’s terrifying. She makes no sound as she runs at full speed, and snaps it up and shakes at the speed of sound. I don’t think her feet even touch the ground.

Monty is the biggest baby, he just wants to sleep and cuddle, even when he was a puppy. Unless you touch his mama. I am not allowed to hug my own mother, because he stands there and barks and howls and shoves his body between whoever’s touching her and her. Lol.

If anything of them could take a badger it would Maizie, but I don’t think even she could.

Also, this was originally supposed to be much shorter and more on topic, but then I had a chance to describe my dogs, and, y’know, muh babies!

Also, I’ve just realized, armadillos aren’t furry. Can a non furry animal be someone’s fursona? (That’s the term, right?) Or is there another term? A… Skinny? Shelly?

Well, shit, am I having a literal “this better not awaken anything in me” moment? Lol

That was my thought process. “what’s the coolest animal/color combo?” Obviously electric blue armadillo. It’s like a little knight in armor, but electric blue, and looks deceptively cuddly

Thank you!

Well I feel called out as shit… I mean damn.

That’s my favorite Charlemagne quote

Lived without electricity or plumbing for a number of years, and used this very system. It works remarkably well.

Am not a furry, and would also love an explanation. I mean, I ain’t knocking whatever it is that gets someone through this world. It can be a very hard, very cruel place, and it dressing up as a electric blue armadillo makes someone happy, and allows them to find people they vibe with, I’m super happy for them. But dagnabbit, I’d really love to understand it. Haha

Also, I know 2 Australian furries and 1 swiss furry, so I’m guessing not an American thing.

Once it’s back, I’ll definitely do that. It’s still not available as of yet.