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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

He really said this, look it up!

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He really said this, look it up!

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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    Fine fuck I’ll go read Karl Marx, you got me.

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    I know it’s fake because Marx had a deeply eurocentric world view. He thought the revolution must start in the most “progressive” part of the world which for him was the west

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    If your plan is to kill me by excessive exposure to well endowed lesbian female protagonists, you can expect me to endure to the maximum of what is physically possible from the human mind, and then some.

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    my copy of das kapital says bisexual women

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      You got a misprint

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        i’ll not stand for this bi erasure my legs are tired

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          You have to though you’re bipedal.

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            I’M BIPODAL PERVERT

        • P1k1e@lemmy.world
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          I’ll grab you some crutches

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    As a Marxist I uncritically believe everything with this guys face on it

    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Guess who explicitly said he wasn’t a Marxist?

      Karl Marx

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    “Communism is when there’s an all-female Ghostbusters reboot” - Carl Marks

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      I thought that was feminism?

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        No, feminism is when workers are in control of the means of production

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          You mean the memes of reproduction?

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            Either that or I meme the means of production, we’ll never know

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    Engels was the OG wokester

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      “Don’t believe everything you see online”

      -Albert Einstein

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    It loses some of its poetry in translation, alas.

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      This is the translation they forced me to memorize at gunpoint at Liberal Arts University of Woke:

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        corleone_massacred_boy.jpg

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      Can any Germans confirm?

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        “Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunisten, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, einen Protagonisten von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonisten zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spielern.”

        • Karl Marx

        One has to forgive his slight transphobia, he was a child of his time.

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          “Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunist:innen, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, eine:n Protagonist:in von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonierende zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spieler:innen.”

          Fixierte es für dich

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    10/10 full Marx.

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    I love lemmyshitpost because people feel comfortable expressing their id here.

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    Everything on the internet is true

    - Abraham Lincoln

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      He never fucking said that. It was mark twain.

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        I never fucking said that. It was Mark Twain.

        - Abraham Lincoln

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          He did say that one. A buncha times.

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            Your mom said that one. A buncha times.

            - Abraham Lincoln

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        You’re both wrong. It was Oscar Wilde.

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          I was going to make a joke about it actually being lord byron, but then his daughter did say some pretty prescient shit on computer science.

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