They’re usually too fat to dive
Or in the Linnean taxonomy, chungus
The scientific name for this phenomenon is a heckin chonky honker.
Wean-supream
You may not like it but this is what peak weaner performance looks like.
Lactose Acceptance
Has tolerance gone too far??
We’ve moved past mere tolerance. Lactose inclusion. Lactose pride. Lactose celebration.
I for one am looking forward to the lactose parade this year.
I’m imagining parade floats with cheese wheels
These poor fellows don’t tend to survive unfortunately
Definitely doesn’t look quick enough to escape from a predator…
Maybe they weaned him wrong on purpose, as a
jokesurvival tactic.he sucks as a fighter, a child could beat him
How do you like my face to your flipper style?!
Are you weaning, son?
If Cartman was a seal.
What is weaning?
Converting a baby’s diet from entirely milk diet, to introducing increasing amounts of solid foods.
That is a massive seal
Absolute unit
What a weaner.
So she was as talking about my fat seal pup all along? Dammit!
