Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I’d hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what’s another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
This thread is just switching me around from one earworm to another
Sing it back to them
Just get an even worse song stuck in your head, like this one: https://youtu.be/lrPncVUR_3Y
Try switching to Parry Grip, some of it is OK and the catalogue is big enough they don’t really get stuck.
And just to show solidarity the other day my kid just kept 'teenage mutant ninja turtles’ing for what felt like a half hour without a single ‘heroes in a half shell’ to round it off.
Get back at them by singing Peaches from the Mario Bros movie. You know, Jack Black and all that.
Not the answer you’re looking for, but this reminded me of a short video I saw a long time ago where it was some kids being obnoxious ( as they’re known for ) on a train and this man snaps and screams, in Chinese, “Shut up! I wanna die!” because of how tired he was.
Cannot find the clip when I search for it, but I think it’s pretty funny. Nor do I remember where I saw it, but that specific little video thing has absolutely stuck with me.l ever since I saw it.
Expose him to Baby Shark.
Then the Badgers song.
Lather, rinse, repeat until he latches onto a song you can tolerate.
My partner and I used to switch between The Electric Slide and The Hustle as our earworms, so one day we mixed them together because it’s the same tune. Now THAT is constantly stuck in our heads
All I’m saying is be careful with this approach for you may make a worse monster
Steady now, my generation got through the Macarena, you’ll get through this. Nice deep breaths… in… out…
And MmmBop (which tbh hits these days in a very sad sad way)
In a mmmbop it really is gone
Wait. Before you blow your brain out have you considered surgical removal of your ears?
Make it inhumanely cringe. Start calling everything lava chicken as a replacement for “cool”, make lame ass Minecraft dad jokes at every opportunity, yell chicken jockey out the window to summon your spawn in public.
That wouldn’t be very lava chicken of you to do, to ruin a phrase like that.
RIP
Start singing baby shark song, or what did the fox say. Expand his
repetuarrepertoire.Edit: Dino spelling
Repetaur sounds like a great fictional dinosaur to add to my son’s repertoire.
Lol, thanks I needed to confirm that dinosaur name
1.1B views……wow https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
I have had this exact issue with that frozen music. You are essentially done. Years later i still recall that music.
just let it go
Brutal…
Have them watch too many cooks.
Oh shit… I don’t think he’s ready for that level of weird…
Hah, now I just want to know what he’d think of it.
There’s always John Daker:
It takes a lot to make a stew
A pinch of salt and laughter too
Sue him. Or record him, upload to Youtube and threaten to copyright strike him.
