It really is Monopoly; you simply have to start one to two hours after the game began—just like millennials in real life.

That end

That she had to share her with Chatokay?

Two of my childhood heroes dammit…

Or, burned like a witch!

We can upgrade our coffee?!?

Code 18 in the mirror again…

All I see is a man tenderly caring for a vulnerable, fresh-born living being. A glimmer of hope for humanity.

The fuck is wrong with you?

You… still want to keep contact with them, right? I mean, who will take care of you when you’re older?

Unleash the Crazy Frog. Or go nuclear with playing non-stop every single kitsch 70’s romantic songs on repeat—while singing them passionately.

It give’em an hour.

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For my defense he deserved it.

And a toss

Trust me, it wasn’t. I did something similar as a kid, but only around $900… just needed to be located barely off zone (like, just a kilometer off) from your Internet provider, and use the Windows 95 dial up that’s a bit eager to add a “1” before the rest of the number… and voilà!

Grounded and cut for three months after the phone bill came in.

More like, Command’s personal opinion…

Bruh…

Found the american!

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All pollution?!? Make all pollution illegal?!?!?

That’s what it is, right?