• samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      “Wait a minute…there’s something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!”

      “What was his problem?”

      • “If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?”

        “A gay bar.”

        “I’m being serious here, where would he actually go?”

        “I am serious; a gay bar.”

        cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

        “Flamers? Surely someone in there could help.”

        2 seconds later

        “Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!”