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Maybe gage from pet cemetery. Im not his dad so maybe I have to punt a child.
Godzilla. Then I’d go hang out at the White House.
Freddie Krueger… Just stay awake
The predator does not kill children or pregnant women. Predator 2 showed that. A kid with a toy UZI spotted the predator with his light bending and as a precaution the predator armed his shoulder cannon, but upon sensing it was not a real gun he disarmed it.
Also the subway showed he found a fetus developing in a woman and immediately released her.
I am neither of those things.
No, but you would be an unarmed helpless guy. Not sporting enough for a predator. Or at least you will fake being helpless! There is no honor in slaughter.
it’s not too late to get into mpreg.
Dead
I’ve got lots of mud and trees at my place. I’ll be just fine.
The girl from Teeth. I mean, worst case…
Full disclosure: I have not actually seen the movie.
J.K Rowling
If we’re doing irl monsters, Henry Kissinger. Even before he was dead, I could take him.
Imagine being out hunting and you walk right near an old injured wild pig and it just sits there staring at you.
Be funny if the Predator pats the guy on the head before leaving.
When did predator not kill someone??
they seem to ignore the camera crew, that’s kind of them…
fuck it, we need a BBC mockumentary about then filming the predator like a nature documentary.
The Refregirator (yeah, it’s a thing: https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0102767/), It’s a haunted / gate of hell fridge attacking a couple who just moved in a shitty appartment. Even if you unplug it, it still tries to eat you or send his minions (toaster, blender…) so I’ll surely die horribly but I’m all for fighting against electric appliances.
A tire. I can drive away faster then that thing can roll.
All good until the printer comes after you. Printers are haunted normally, so I imagine under this scenario they’d be even more malevolent…
That’s when i call guilleme mezzanine, the bush pilot.
I’d go with Hopper from A Bug’s Life. I’m sure he’s a huge threat to Dave Foley and Julia Louse-Dreyfus, but I ain’t worried about no grasshopper, even one voiced by Kevin Spacey.
My garden!
It follows. Go for a little roadtrip, ez 3 billions.
We can be billionaire buddies because that was my first choice too.
Get laid, go for a road trip, get paid.
Can I go for a horror monster that isn’t necessarily from a horror movie? Because if so I’m going for the flying black bedsheets from Harry Potter 3, it’s summer and I want a mobile air conditioner. Also it couldn’t inflict anything I to me that I don’t do to myself, guess it could try to eat my soul but I’m pretty sure I don’t have one.
I’m going with Jaws, and staying home.
weather alert, there’s a tornado on your way…
hope it doesn’t launch a weird franchise
Daredevil. Or Batman.
Horror villain. Neither of those are villains, even with as much trouble as their no-kill policies produce…
Batmans a billionaire isnt he? sounds like a villain to me
Billionaire who spends his time violating the law and kicking the shit out of people with mental issues. Not to mention all the young boys.
To be fair, most of those villains could never realistically get an insanity plea in court. Most people with mental issues don’t go poisoning the city’s water supply.
Obviously Freddy Krueger. Just stay awake 24 hours. The really difficulty is when you can’t stay awake and you accidentally fall asleep. But I think staying awake 24 hours is pretty easy.
Yeah, with billions on the line, 24 hours is a cake walk
