Come on, be realistic! I can’t do 90lbs of cheese if I’m going to also do 60lbs of meat and still have room for 30 gallons of chocolate milkshake and 58 pints of ice cream!
It’s more like 75lbs of cheese.
At this rate, America and specifically the American diet is going to throw our planetary spin into an unsteady wobble due to the imbalanced weight of so many gigantic Americans living on one side of planet.
Maybe this is the reason why American expansionism was followed so forcefully in the past 50 years … we need to distribute Americans throughout the planet to keep from unbalancing the weight of humanity over the globe.
Nah, you’re forgetting about isostatic depression.
Im doing my part!
Well, you get the idea. I can never get gifs to work right.
You can’t drag-and-drop or copy-and-paste them; they get converted to .png . You have to actually click the “upload image” button and choose the .gif file from the file picker dialog.
Thanks!
You can also use the modified link embedding markdown to embed gifs from elsewhere.
Stop listening to LLMS they are not always correct. The average American eats 42 lbs of cheese a year. Unless it has significantly gone up since last year.
I ate 35 pounds of cheese for breakfast and another 45 pounds for lunch. Maybe YOU should stop listening to fake news. Everyone I know eats 50 to 70 pounds of course every day sometimes a little extra on the weekend for a cheat day.
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Cheese Georg sitting in his cave, heavily obese but still stuffing loafs of cheese in his face. He gotta pump up those numbers. Being a statistical outlier is a hard job!
ok, who is the one that is pumping the average up so much?
Cheeses Georg
Wisconsin. 90 lbs per day is a kid’s ration there.
As an average American, hell, I am way behind…
Gonna go make a dang quesadilla
Cheese Georg
It’s me.
I’m Cheese Georg 😔
That’s the weight of 9 whole bald eagles
The most universal American unit for weight.
No no no, they have it all wrong.
90 pounds Sterling is what they are referencing. No that is about $120.
However you need to remember that cheese is a lot more expensive over there than it is here. 90 pounds (sterling) is about one frozen pizzas worth of cheese. And we all know on average Americans eat one frozen pizza a day.
I could never eat a frozen pizza every day. I like a little variety so I switch between pizza rolls, pepperoni Hot Pockets, and mini pizza bagels too!
American here. This is true.
Let me sink into dat cheese.
Europeans will believe this.
But not that this is cheese.
I’m European and I will believe this.
I’m European and I’ll fight you if you say this is made up.
