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Gsus4@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops

www.dailystar.co.uk

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Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops

www.dailystar.co.uk

Gsus4@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago
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Farmers in Russia's Saratov region have begged President Vladimir Putin to help them deal with a swarming population of saiga antelopes, which have destroyed crops and contaminated water supplies
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  • rottingleaf@lemmy.world
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    The previous one he felt, but took for a turd

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    Nature bats last.

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    A lot of antelopes about to be mysteriously pushed out windows.

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    I think invasion is too strong a term. Maybe, a special operation of antelopes?

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  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    1 meter strong 💪📏

  • joel_feila@lemmy.world
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    Australia lost to the emus Now russia is facing the antelopes.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      In a two front war. Rest in piss.

  • Lumu@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    My contributions to saiga conservation years ago have paid off.

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    Sounds like they are about to join Australia in loosing a war to animals.

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      Yeah too loose and they’ll slip right in

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        So you best lube up and brace yourself.

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    Are you sure this is not The Onion?

    saiga antelope

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      David Attenborough​: here we see the majestic Long Horned Steppe Gonzo placidly grazing.

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        Step gonzo, what are you doooooiiiiiiing?

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          You’re fine he’s just looking for Henrietta

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  • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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    Everything is going according to plan!

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      Year 3 of the 3 day special military operation.

  • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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    He should consider himself lucky. Next time, it’s the rabbits. Ask Napoleon.

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      https://www.historyanswers.co.uk/people-politics/napoleons-battle-against-rabbits/

      hahahhahahahahaha

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        Why did he run? That’s like the epitome of fluffy awwww

        • Gsus4@mander.xyzOP
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          Can you imagine? Cynical machoman invader can’t be seen as Snow White :D

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        Adding this to the time travel list.

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    Also, discouraging words are seldom heard there, and in the daytime the skies are cloudless.

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    Remind me. Antelopes: Delicious or nah?

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      Pretty much all meat is delicious cooked right.

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        Except moles. Apparently they taste like shit however you cook em.

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        Yes officer, this person right here

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          Mmm… long pork…

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            Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I’m on a ton of watchlists 😐

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              You always were.

            • Breezy@lemmy.world
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              You should look up the foot taco stuff on reddit, if its still there. It was a while ago.

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                Best I can do is burger king foot lettice.

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            Speed goat

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        EXCUSE-ME?!?!!

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          You’re a bunny, you’re not even exotic meat.

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            Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don’t want none of them prions, dawg.

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          yes, even seagulls, apparently https://www.americanoceans.org/facts/can-you-eat-seagull/

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      Probably delicious when cooked right. Never had antelope, but reindeer and moose are probably in the same pallpark and those are both good.

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    One day Oversimplified will cover this on youtube. Just like the pig war and the emu war.

    And he’ll release it right after he covers vietnam. Which will be in approximately 90 years.

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