Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.
Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?
What the fuck
Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.
Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.
The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.
They both have different right and left hand. It’s creepy as fuck.
I get AI vibes tbh. This may just a fake account for comedy.
what
my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating
we’ve been together for 13 years
thank you jesus
My first time was while vandalizing a church. Yeah it was pretty great. Be this couple’s unicorn.
I’m willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though
As long as you only soak it, he won’t be able to object.
Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.
Fine by me, I’ll teach him a few things like finding the clitoris
OK but that’s not her name.
Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.
What is it with Mormons and the name Becca? If I count all the Mormon Beccas I’ve met, then counted this girl, she wouldn’t even be on counted on my hands.
Rebecca is a beautiful name IMO, but it’s jewish (like etymologically) right?
Would. Both of them.
“Come with us”
The only correct response
Nah. They’re shopping for a third.
Nah, they’re Mormons. They’re actually this crazy
More specifically, a handmaid.
What type of… handjobs?
It’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
If I saw this in the wild, I’d immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side
I’ve found Bible Satan.
If that’s me, I hope it pays better than my current job…
Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man
Maybe Spencer wants her to film him getting the nailing
He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.
We can only assume that if soaking isn’t premarital sex, then it can’t be extramarital sex either.
Good for Spencer.
Don’t we all?
*this is a real offer to cum with us!!
With Jesus’ little extra
I’ll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?
Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said “you’re so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder.”
Joseph Smith: “No need to make them exclusive.”
Oh sweet summer child.
The church IS the orgy. Now here, have some Kool aid, we’re going to see the face of God together.
I’d love an orgy, but not with little boys.
I’ll pass.
Liar, this is Flavor Aid.
i dont care if you call him “little extra jesus”, spencer, PUT HIM AWAY IN CHURCH
