The one that rips off his sideburns is Thomas
Easy.
If this gif wasn’t in here I was gonna be upset!
I’ve considered growing a goatee and using stick on mutton chops to cosplay Thomas Riker at conventions.
I was waiting for this GIF too
If I ever see a Riker cosplayer … I’ll try removing their mutton chops … (I’m joking, I’d never touch anyone’s face for any reason)
When this episode first aired I was like ohhhhh snap!
Trick question.
Those are actually transporter twins #6 and #14, Darcy and Coltrane.
Pfft easy.
Ones Thomas, the other one is Will.The one pictured above is Will, and the one pictured next to him is Thomas, it’s easy really
That’s what i said!
A real true fan would see at the first glance it’s the same picture posted twice. But are they of Thomas or of Will?
I count 3 pips.
Thomas had the life altering experience of having to think of what he wants out of life and desiring personal happiness and relationships, so this is Will.
Shrodingers Riker
You failed the text. That one is Will, its the other one that is Tom.
Easy. Thomas is the exact same action figure but painted yellow, with the little tears on the uniform moulded into the figure still visible.
(Me, still bitter that I held this figure in Woolworth’s and passed on it because it was a shitty repaint)
It’s the lil pasties
One married Troi the other didn’t
Two Rikers at the same time. If I ever become a trillionaire, that’s what I’m doing.
Lucky dog!
Luckily he was a different rank so they were never dressed the same.
Thomas wore commander pips and command red when he stole the Defiant.
But we know this isn’t from that time.
The galaxy was going through a blurry low pixel phase when that happened, and this photo is crisp.
I heard of this thing called AI upscaling which I assume is Data redoing every pixel by hand. So really this photo could be from any stardate.
There’s no way even Data could be that fast. He would have to work 10x faster than a human ever could
You’re telling me an android so advanced he can do this:
isn’t at least ten times faster than a human. Look at that coordination!
Yeah but that’s because he was pretending. When he’s not pretending he dresses like the gold shirt leftenant he is
Luckily he was a different rank so they were never dressed the same.
Ooohhh, you just failed the Star Trek test. Do you even DS9, bro? /s
Simple. Thomas uses too much tongue.
Will always has a trombone on him at all times. It’s why he sits like
Thomas is the one with stick-on sideburns.
Easy, Will is the one drowning in pussy.
It’s the trauma, isn’t it?
The right one has more lines on his forehead, considering Thomas spent time on that isolated planet, it has to be him. Hard to frown when you’re killing it on trumpet on the flagship of starfleet.
