infinite money
Infinite bills
That currency collapses and becomes worthless
Infinite inflation
Controlling time to undue mistakes i have done in the past
But only spelling or grammar mistakes.
The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It’s… for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
The file is encrypted with quantum-proof cryptography.
At least I have it.
being happy
I don’t need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun’s over, let the monkey’s paw curl.
You are consistently happy, all the time. People think you are strange for not crying at funerals, but smiling instead. You never feel anything but happy. No envy, no hatred, no love. Just happiness.
nausea, diarrhea, indigestion, loss of appetite, increased sweating, shaking or trembling, decreased appetite, inability to ejaculate, and decreased libido.
Oh and projectile vomiting if you miss a dose, messed up sleep if you take it to late in the day, falling asleep at your desk if you take it too early.
Brain jolts, anxiety, vomiting when you try to come back off it.
https://www.nhs.uk/medicines/sertraline/side-effects-of-sertraline/
The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
You can never remember the incantation
you now have tourette’s and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.
Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
You also accidentally shift your brain every time you shape shift so you have to engrave messages into your arm like Memento.
you can never hold a solid shape
How so exactly because that could completely counter shapeshifting as a concept and wouldn’t make sense
Like slime girls from the legends of Rule34, I imagine.
Well that would suck I was hoping to be able to have blades and hammers if not being able to look like other people
I don’t think you understand this game.
Maybe but I didn’t see any rules about complaining, “want to shoot fire out of my hands” “ok but it’s only imaginary”
Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I’d like to be able to ignore what’s happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
You fall into a right wing incel cult and get shot by the police after trying to kill a liberal politician.
God bless the U.S.A. Only if there was a good guy with a gun. Please send thoughts and prayers 🫡🇱🇷
you notice peculiar signs that foretell great calamities but you can never make sense of it
I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.
You have ADHD
However, the keyword is average. Sometimes you are extraordinarily good, and sometimes extraordinarily bad, but on the whole the average is slightly above.
Averageman would a great comic book character. Paired with Narcolepsy man and procrastination boy and it writes itself. Gender flip to your preference. Actually Genderflip is now the Villain(ess).
Become slightly bad at things.
lame
that’s not a side effect
Well it is, in the sense that rather than you becoming slightly better at things, everybody else becomes much worse, thereby you are still above average even though you have gotten worse.
Invisibility
You can turn invisible but only parts that are alive, in essence, cells. Your nails, your hair, the food you’ve eaten, pee… All can be seen though.
The outer layer of the epidermis, are just dead skin cells.
You can never sleep as your eyelids are also see through for you.
Have you heard of curtains?
Also deaf
So I can’t hear about curtains? That’s straight up cruel.
The ability to control all matter at the subatomic level.
As consequences you can no longer breath normally. You have to be always actively breathing.
Dang. That’s crazy. I guess the good part is I can intentionally unclog the adenosine receptors in my brain so I wouldn’t have to sleep anymore, At least until I can fashion an iron lung for myself.
I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.
your destination is always between stations
Despite the conversion, the vehicles used stay largely the same, so cars are now converted to using railways and trains to using interstates, etc.
the rails quality is not very good
The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.
They are always completely distracted and on their phones the whole time.
Everybody in the group but you suddenly dies.
Death counts as a cancellation, so that wouldn’t work.
Instant teleportation
Your clothes do not teleport with you
you teleport by creating a copy of yourself in the new location and then destroying the original.
That’s rather acceptable…
Getting stuck in random items at target location, being molecularly fused to said item, up to and including loss of body parts with appropriate health implications.
I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it
Every device you summon or you transformed into will smell like farts.
The device is 60 tons in weight, and falls from orbit directly on your location.
Does that mean that i can just run past someone and summon the device to kill them?
I think being able to summon a 60 ton object falling from orbit could do a bit more than kill just one person. Definitely an interesting use though!
It would make political assassination so much easier
I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.
Everyone knows where they are stored, piled up in your backyard, with no protective measures to stop them being stolen.
But you’re the second person to replay :)
First didn’t give your superpower a negative.
brb heading to (39.xxxx,95.xxxx) to snag some gold
And I found the loophole
