LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square305fedilinkarrow-up1135arrow-down112
arrow-up1123arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours agomessage-square305fedilink
minus-squaresweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 hours agoYou now lactate and secrete rennet. Making it possible for you to harvest the ingredients and make cheese at will.
minus-squareRowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·7 hours agoit is extruded and harvested from your nipples
minus-squarebizarroland@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 hours agoI would get the biggest fattest breast implants possible and be a stripper with a built-in cheese dispenser.
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 hours ago“Can I get a lap dance and some cheese for the nachos?” The cheese is extra. “Ugh. Fine!”
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 hours agoYou’re lactose intolerant
minus-squareOmega@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 hours agoIt lags out reality because every time you make cheese, it spawns a dozen above you, and reality just never expected this to happen. Also it’s always comically large Raclette
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 hours agoAlas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.
Ability to make cheese at will.
You now lactate and secrete rennet. Making it possible for you to harvest the ingredients and make cheese at will.
it is extruded and harvested from your nipples
I would get the biggest fattest breast implants possible and be a stripper with a built-in cheese dispenser.
“Can I get a lap dance and some cheese for the nachos?”
The cheese is extra.
“Ugh. Fine!”
You’re lactose intolerant
You are also able to end all wars
It lags out reality because every time you make cheese, it spawns a dozen above you, and reality just never expected this to happen. Also it’s always comically large Raclette
It’s Cheez-Whiz
Alas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.
It’s all kraft singles