• bizarroland@fedia.io
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    4 hours ago

    I would get the biggest fattest breast implants possible and be a stripper with a built-in cheese dispenser.

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      3 hours ago

      “Can I get a lap dance and some cheese for the nachos?”
      The cheese is extra.
      “Ugh. Fine!”