I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.
Become slightly bad at things.
lame
that’s not a side effect
Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I’d like to be able to ignore what’s happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
Invisibility
You can never sleep as your eyelids are also see through for you.
Have you heard of curtains?
I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.
Everyone knows where they are stored, piled up in your backyard, with no protective measures to stop them being stolen.
But you’re the second person to replay :)
First didn’t give your superpower a negative.
brb heading to (39.xxxx,95.xxxx) to snag some gold
And I found the loophole
I cant decide between Trans Magic and the power to be able to infinitely summon a device at no cost any time that will answer correctly and precisely any question i ask it for no price, it knowing what i mean and wanting to help me. Summoning it will erase the previous device, keeping the memory of the information obtained from it
Every device you summon or you transformed into will smell like farts.
The device is 60 tons in weight, and falls from orbit directly on your location.
The ability to control all matter at the subatomic level.
As consequences you can no longer breath normally. You have to be always actively breathing.
Dang. That’s crazy. I guess the good part is I can intentionally unclog the adenosine receptors in my brain so I wouldn’t have to sleep anymore, At least until I can fashion an iron lung for myself.
I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.
Instant teleportation
you teleport by creating a copy of yourself in the new location and then destroying the original.
That’s rather acceptable…
Your clothes do not teleport with you
Getting stuck in random items at target location, being molecularly fused to said item, up to and including loss of body parts with appropriate health implications.
The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.
They are always completely distracted and on their phones the whole time.
Everybody in the group but you suddenly dies.
Death counts as a cancellation, so that wouldn’t work.
Have my nose grow every time I lie
but it’s flaccid
squidward
Your nose hair grows proportionally, but when the nose shrinks again the nose hair stays as is
It’s a new separate nose in a random place on your body.
I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
“I ___, but only when I’m hard.”Can reproduce
You can give moving public speeches
am the world’s greatest kindergarten teacher
Can revive the dead
“I’m gonna explain everything later, just don’t interfere.”
save kittens from trees
That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.
become immensely popular as a male role model
The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them
It works on yourself as well
You can’t control the effect when you touch a non-human animal.
BUT THEN I CAN’T PET THAT DOG
I mean, you could still pet them, they’d just be shitting uncontrollably while you do.
Gotcha :}
Ability to make cheese at will.
You now lactate and secrete rennet. Making it possible for you to harvest the ingredients and make cheese at will.
You’re lactose intolerant
it is extruded and harvested from your nipples
I would get the biggest fattest breast implants possible and be a stripper with a built-in cheese dispenser.
“Can I get a lap dance and some cheese for the nachos?”
The cheese is extra.
“Ugh. Fine!”
You are also able to end all wars
It lags out reality because every time you make cheese, it spawns a dozen above you, and reality just never expected this to happen. Also it’s always comically large Raclette
It’s Cheez-Whiz
Alas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.
It’s all kraft singles
You can control the digestive systems of others
you lose control of your own when using the power.
Cause a shit, take a shit.
They said control. They didn’t say they’d use it to directly cause people to shit. As written, they could control their GI such that the direction is reversed.
They could cause people to throw up feces.
Cause a reverse shit, take a shit.
You can’t control your own
