Take your current age.
Divide by your age when you were born.
ERRAhh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs…
COVID made this accurate
take your credit card number
add 2
that’s your credit card number plus two
post it
4444 4444 4444 4446
Damn you’re right
hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally revert 10 to get 01=1, add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.
Are you Terrence Howard?
I was thinking Tom Lehrer.
Sure, sometimes. And sometimes 1x1=2 when math feels like it.
disclaimer: Identify theft is a serious crime.
After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.
Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you’d marry
Take your age That’s your age
That’s communist speak, where’s the profit!
Woah.
- Take your age
- Multiply by eiπ
- Add your age
- Divide by 10
- Take a card, any card
- Add the number of years you’ve been alive
- Hand me the card
- Is this your card?
0?
Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age
x * eiπ = x * -1 = -x
-x+x = 0
0/10 = 0
0 + x = x
No
Look under your foreskin.
whaa… how do you???
NO?
Turns out I was the joker the entire time.
I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.
Because your real age is white
Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don’t like it here…It’s like the least convenient form of time travel.
If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.
I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.
I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.
I want this on my gravestone.
what’s 9 + 10?
21
Knock knock.
21
Eww too old.
📸
I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…
Its just Leonardo Dicaprio’s lemmy account
Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.
You pervert
There are no children on this app💀
is baby gronk the new rizz king?
baby gronk joke in April 2025? man, you’re old…
skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing
based fosspilled lemmymaxxer
21 - 2?
It’s The United States.
With huge boats.
With guns.
(Gunboats)
910
Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer
Hello type conversion, my old friend
NaN with you again
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Didn’t you read? It’s your age!
69
Nice
Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?
It means you’re using JavaScript.
I got 5318008
