Starts out pretty good but goes quickly downhill.
That Gnome TV makes gno sense at all.
That orc TV has too many thoughts, not enough shouting and explosives. Orcs would watch wrestling, Michael Bay movies, and Russian candid camera shows where they surprise people with boobs.
Halflings are absolutely not known for their passion. Simplicity with a spark of mischief is their bag. They’d go for gardening shows, cooking shows, home improvement shows, and true crime to remind them about how great life is at home compared to those crime ridden tall folk cities.
The Fae don’t have TVs. You and your loved ones are their TV. Dance, puppet, dance. …unless you’d like your daughter to dance for us?
Ent TV: Parliamentary livestreams, nature documentaries, slo-mo poetry, weather report
Mage TV: 1980s-style tele-education, hi-tech ads, self-improvement guides
I feel like there is an opportunity for smelting and forging shows on Dwarf TV. I suggest smelting to have on while feasting and then forging during prime time.
They would definitely watch Forged in Fire, at least.
They’re also famously effective traders and obsessed with history, but now you’re creating well balanced media ecosystem and not a one-line quip.
What about the History of famous breweries? Like i could Imagine whatching that stuff during Prime Time. Bascically erveryday a long ad for Budweiser, Warsteiner and Guinessduring primetime
Mythbusters would be on Dwarf TV. Dwarf TV would also show How It’s Made, Robot Wars, Scrapheap Challenge, Battlebots. I’m pretty sure they’d also be the ones obsessed with cars, unless that was in a universe where gnomes were the tinkerers and inventors.
Orc TV would be The Ultimate Fighter, Yellowjackets, Deadliest Warrior, WWE, Reacher, The Terminal List, Vikings, Highlander: The Series…
I wonder what mythical creatures would watch shows like South Park, Blackadder, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Ogres watching The Great British Bake Off.
Orcs would not be watching WWE. They’ll be on that AJPW Kings Road shit.
Halfling TV is just the food network.
Ork TV would also have Pro Wrestling and Monster Trucks.
I came here to say there had to be some sort of mushroom cooking show
given that Orks had restaurants (meat is back on the menu), they also likely have a good channel with celebrity chefs.
Minotaur TV: Labyrinth on repeat until midnight, then milk porn until 4am and then labyrinth again.
Rock Troll (Discworld) TV: similar to Dwarf TV, but more igneous.
Devil (Forgotten Realms) TV: Let’s Make a Deal, Deal or No Deal, and similar shows
Demon (FR) TV: repeats of the entire Saw franchise, Nickelback videos
Dragon TV: documentaries about predatory animals, business news, Dragon’s Den
Elder Vampire TV: CSPAN
Elder Vampire TV has to be CSPAN so they can watch their servants. I tried a historical documentary once and they got really really mad at the historical inaccuracies and threatened to have both myself and Ken Burns killed.
Neanderthal TV: Rock Smash, but then old re-runs of Rock Smash.
K/Pg extinction TV: 12-hour marathon of Rock Smash, then just static.
Cambrian TV: Documentaries about mating, followed by PSAs about the joys of neglectful parenthood.
Kobold tv is just porn
Oh fuck, sign me up for dwarf tv
I feel they’d also have some “Dirty Jobs with Microcline “Mike” Rowe”
I think they’d also have some old History Channel type content, back when it was like legit deep dive WW2 documentaries and shit.
TIL I’m an Orc
I don’t like that I opened the comments to write this specifically.
Maybe there’s more to the hive mind than I thought.
Truly an Orc.
Not Top Gear reruns, Orc Jeremy most certainly didn’t get fired for clocking a manager. Orc TV still has proper Top Gear
What would Dragon TV be? Bussiness, and History, as well as documentaries?
Antique Roadshow
Nothing but Cash 4 Gold and Gold 4 Cash commercials.
Probably stock tracking channels but the only stocks there would be for precious metals and natural resources.
Down here, salt is a way of life
I’m subscribing to Orc TV and Fairy TV. But where does Bubs Burgers fit in?
Halfling TV for sure. It’s got everything. The impassioned story telling, music, food.
Songs about how making a really good burger is like being a doctor in a war zone? Hell yes!
Do Hobbits love Arcane or is it too depressing?
Hobbits are watching British Bake Off
I think you mixed up gnome and orc here. The really I would just put the orcs for gnomes and then have orcs be reruns of deadliest warriors.
