It also makes healthy shit taste better.

You can absolutely fuck up a bag of baby carrots and cucumber sticks and a tub of hummus too.

Also I claim the doctors visit as a work expense because in order to get paid I need one :) its a condition of my employment.

Exactly this.

Epstein courted a lot of people, he was a billionaire. He did business with people, I’m even sure most of it was legitimate (If you exclude the likely price fixing, insider trading and generally scumbag billionaire behavior) I’m fine with lining the people who knowingly fucked kids up against a wall, but before we give the order to fire I want to see some proof of guilt. I just dont support convicting people on vibes.

And anyone who claims to would need to dox themselves to prove it. Also proving that they make terrible decisions.

Look at the dude. That is an AMBIGUOUS looking old guy.

Age somewhere between 50 and 80.

Mexican, middle eastern, greek or mixed race maybe just a caucasian dude who gets a lot of sun.

Height “sitting”

The number of chinese parts on non chinese cars makes this slightly easier to stomach.

I made more in sales once I stopped giving a fuck and decided I was quitting (or ideally getting fired) the only question was when.

“I want you to give me your best price! I’m doing my shopping around and I’m going with whoever does me the best deal”

"No offence mate but why would I do that? So you can go to the next dealership with my price and tell them to beat it? Why dont you go to them, ask them for their best price and bring that back for me to beat?

“I cant believe this!”

“We all get them off the manufacturer for the same price. I dont mean any disrespect but I’m better off waiting for customers who desperately just want approval for the finance at sticker price. I’ll get you the best deal I possibly can but I’m not doing the work if you tell me you’re leaving no matter what.”

My wife has a law degree, which makes arguing with her really easy.

Either I dont because I know she will win OR I do and she gives up immediately because she knows I have learned only to wade into arguments when I know I’m right and can prove it.

In all seriousness its not exactly the most simple thing for a layman.

I speak petrolhead, so when you tell me something has a 2000W motor (Light bulbs and plug in heaters are measured in Watts. I honestly believe they do that on purpose to confuse the issue) I immediately do the conversion to 2kw, which is 2.6 hp on an e-bike that weighs 50kg. A 50cc Vespa makes 3.1hp and weighs 100kg. Now you throw a 50kg rider on there and you have a better power to weight ratio on the E-Bike, and shitloads more torque.

The sheer ego in that statement.

Even Americans who are wholeheartedly opposed to whats happening cant stop condescending to everyone else like “If it could happen to the greatest nation on earth it could happen to you”

We know, we have always known. We’re no better than the Germans, the Italians or any other nation that slid into authoritarianism or facism. America believed it couldnt happen to them because they are just so exceptional, which is why it worked so god damn well.

Especially when it comes to things like Tvs.

“Would you like the extended warranty out to 5 years for an extra $200”

No because that would have made my $600 tv an $800 tv which will be made to look like a piece of crap by a $400 tv in 5 years.

As an Australian the problem is largely what you imagine.

An unregulated industry brought in bikes that were closer to motorbikes than pushbikes and parents didnt do their due diligence on it. The same industry also brought in a huge amount of bikes that were perfectly sane when stock but were literally childs play to turn into something closer to a motorbike. Now the vast majority of kids went out and did kid shit and they were slightly annoying, a not insignificant number of them got hurt, but there was no real outcry.

The govt as governments are want to do reacted way too fucking slowly in putting sane limitations on what could and couldnt be sold and hold manufacturers and importers accountable. In their defence partly because 90% of them are coming out of china and the govt arent idiots in that they know how easy it would be for an importer to find a new frontman and the Chinese manufacturer to rebrand and force them to play whackamole and partly because they are very popular among adults and people who arent riding them like dickheads AND they didnt want to look anti-green by discouraging people to find car alternatives.

But Here come the fuckwits like takeovers are to “legitimate” street racing on quiet backroads, kids started doing wheelies through shopping centers while filming it for the gram, deciding it would be funny to absolutely destroy the grass and surfacing on local sporting fields and swerving in and out of traffic in 80 zones.

Its not that the cops dont care, the cops know what the reality is that if they start trying to catch them, the kids will run and eventually someones “good boy who never hurt anyone and loved to laugh” is going “to be chased to his death over a modified E-bike and the police are the reason for his death” regardless of what prompted them to chase him in the first place.

All in all its a 3 layer shit sandwich.

Does “people who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones” translate into American? Half of the rest of the world wakes up every day wondering if your leader has started WW3 over a twitter beef.

But no, you have fun.

Nah dont be revisionist, Bawitaba was a hell of a jam when it came out, pretty much that whole album went hard.

I’ll listen to it still, but only through a medium where he doesnt get paid royalties because NOW he is a piece of shit.

"Accidentally"delete it and claim I dont remember ever recieving it if asked. Because even if it is REALLY funny I have bills but I’m also no snitch.

Yes, workplace bullying and harassment is still against the rules when its funny.

I still to this day cant encounter a duck without saying “Quack damn you” or be inside some sort of mask or small space and say “I like it in here its private”

I know 3 guys with older BMWs who want to know what sizes they can order them in so they can use them as engine bay dress up bolts.

Everyone also said that there was no way Trump would get elected a second time after LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED since he announced he was going to run and here we are.