I absolutely get why they became popular, you know your Nephews favorite video game character is Claptrap… its a $15 stocking stuffer that shows you pay attention to their interests and care. Then when I saw people displaying their “Collection” and it was literally just people trying to buy them all and taking up whole rooms in their house I knew that they would monetise it to death licencing every property they could worming into every niche in existence to the point where there was absolutely no scarcity and no collector could keep up and eventually go bust.

You know in that Shania Twain song she doesnt care if you’re good looking, smart or have a car. So you can be a dumb ugly fuck who takes the bus if you’re loaded.

Shania Twain still wont be impressed.

My wife cannot cook with me because she cannot fathom that I worked in kitchens, I watch youtube chefs for fun and when I want to I can COOK. She hasnt, doesnt and cant but thinks this is an equal partnership where there isnt someone in charge and someone helping. Ive tried but she just has no concept of time management or order of operations but perhaps the worst was when I was chopping vegetables and she reached under the blade to pinch a fresh slice to eat and popped it in her mouth with a smile… she stuck her fingers under a razor sharp chefs knife mid stroke to be cute…

Nope. 3 digit hand jobs are not sexy, I’ll cook for you sweetheart go relax.

Wallet front right, phone left front, keys either left knee or left rear (if no cargo pockets), work keys around my neck on a lanyard. If they arent there I have lost them and they must be found immediately.

Yeah I could have been clearer.

I have a few accounts, one of them is filtered AF for when I dont want any more doom for today. No matter how unrelated to end stage capitalism or American politics or Gaza a post is someone in the comments finds a way to bring it up.

I feel it falls into a weird category of 2000s movies.

Its not bad but its really not good. Its well shot, well edited, the special effects are pretty good, the acting is at least competent and the production values are there but its just uninspired, formulaic and weirdly sanitised. Its like chain restaraunt food. There were oh so many of them too. Like you can watch them and be like “Yep, that was a movie.”

Honestly MMA events are usually pretty chill when it comes to actual violence I believe its because the percentage of people who can actually fight in the audience is way higher than at regular sports.

The dudebro assholes can never be 100% sure if that skinny dude is there because he likes to watch fights or because he trains with one of the competitors.

No matter how thorough you are with your filters the comments are still cancer.

4 years is about 435 new obsessions time.

Yeah, I do see the irony in talking about how annoying it is talking about it. But for me it amplifies the annoyance at the song because I’m already fed up with hearing about it before I hear it in the wild.

Gotta be “Rockin around the christmas tree” for me. Its just pure shit, it doesnt “rock” and its never performed well.

Ok. Hypothetically speaking if my family lives in a town, and I recieve a job offer in another state that pays $600,000 a year my household income triples, my wife no longer has to work and I rent a spare room near work I TECHNICALLY live in another state.

If they are fulfilling their contracts who gives a fuck. I know a guy who “lives” with his parents on paper but is a full time vanlife I.T consultant. He hasnt “lived” anywhere specific in about 3 years.

Not to mention Claptrap.

Id wager he acts like that because he hasnt either.

Honestly you arent fucking wrong.

If a woman has a series of bad experiences with a series of asshole dudes and decides she is done with it and would rather be single everyone claps because she is empowered. If a guy has a series of bad experiences with a series of just horrible women and decides he is done with it and would rather be single he is an incel and men are the problem.

Some dudes are incels because being a garbage human being with no regard for the feelings of others isnt limited to men. Women can say and do cruel shit too. I watched my 5’3 buddy ask a girl out and get “Ewww” instead of “No thank you” this shit doesnt happen in a vacuum.

I was dressing my daughter once and couldnt find the hood on her jumper. And I went “Where the hood where the hood where the hood at… I dont want you repeating a single other line from this song ever”

The second one is a glorious movie to have in 4k bluray when you want to sit there and say “ooooh pretty” for 90 minutes.

That are all full of microplastics, the chicken is pumped full of estrogen, the fish are full of mercury…

The problem with anything to do with fitness and nutrition is “How deep down the rabbit hole do you want to go.?”

One of my lotto ideas is to open the greatest dudebro sports bar the world has ever seen, with our party piece being the most delicious and unlimited chicken wings that could be found anywhere.

And name the place “Cocksmokers” to make said dude bros uncomfortable.