The second one is a glorious movie to have in 4k bluray when you want to sit there and say “ooooh pretty” for 90 minutes.

That are all full of microplastics, the chicken is pumped full of estrogen, the fish are full of mercury…

The problem with anything to do with fitness and nutrition is “How deep down the rabbit hole do you want to go.?”

One of my lotto ideas is to open the greatest dudebro sports bar the world has ever seen, with our party piece being the most delicious and unlimited chicken wings that could be found anywhere.

And name the place “Cocksmokers” to make said dude bros uncomfortable.

Macguffin it just enough to be maybe plausable, give it enough rules to make it interesting, be consistent and then shut the fuck up about it.

Not to mention almost outdoing Jeremy Allen White in the Sexy Chef dept in The Bear.

Back in my day rappers shot each other in Vegas.

I maintain that Big Bang could have been 6 seasons of a great show but it was 12 of mediocrity.

Its on my lotto list to hire someone to go through and cut out every story arc and joke that doesnt add to the character progression.

Also, sometimes I dont want the psychic weight of having to take my friend over the coals for violating safety procedure. I also dont want my friend doing overtime he really doesnt want to do because he knows I need it done. Work is work and work is purely transactional.

I can absolutely be friends, but if you cant accept that its entirely seperate to work. We arent.

Pvt Pyle?

Pineapple, Pork and Jalapeno is one of those combinations that just works SO well.

I know lesbians who complain about their partner when its that time of the month. Putting up with a crazy bitch is not gender specific.

I was a broke white trash teenager during that era… I hate how much I think those two songs slap.

Its funny but this is why I believe car guys are so weird.

Playing with cars is an expensive hobby, so you cant engage in it as often as you like without a LOT of disposable income so when you meet another car guy and he mentions “Yeah I have to yank the engine out of my race car this weekend” if you dont have plans you actually really DO want to help even if you barely know the guy because you get to engage in your hobby on someone elses dime.

So you go around, spend a day swearing and getting filthy, busting your knuckles and putting sweat into their passion for nothing more than maybe lunch and a few drinks, so they really are appreciative.

All that Fast and Furious “Family” shit is overblown, but my son is named after my best friend and we became friends for life engine swapping and building a 89 Honda.

Heh. I started training because I wanted the lazy fatass in the mirror causing all my problems to die one way or another.

Yeah I asked her why we arent putting this in the same basket as all the other horseshit medical advice thats come from this administration. She said “Broken clocks… Everyone thought the sun revolved around the earth too, I can put up with a mildly annoying headache.”

And I couldnt refute that. I havent seen the literature or studies (or lack thereof) also this isnt our first baby and Im not arguing with a pregnant lady.

My pregnant wife is now avoiding paracetamol “just to be sure”

Youtube has its problems, its also a modern miracle. Seriously the fact that it exists at all is insane. Youtube is the post 2000 public library for wanting to learn about damn near anything.

Well his comedian friends would disown him if he didnt and I genuinely think he still takes pride in his work.

I dont like Rogans politics but I actually respect him as a comic. I dont love his material, but in the same way that Katt Williams isnt writing jokes for suburban white folks, Amy Schumer is writing jokes for wine moms and woo girls. I can respect the joke writing and act even if it doesnt resonate. I think he is a good (not great) comic and probably still cares greatly about it.

I feel you, the other end of the horseshoe is breeding licences or permits or some shit.

So do I.

I made an amazing batch of seasoning with that method using some gifted Serrano chillies and a bunch of other shit… fucked if I can remember what or how much and I’m almost out.