Americans who have never left America dont realise that dirt fucking poor looks largely the same around the world. The fact that we have socialised medicine doesnt turn not having the money for groceries into a utopia.

Im a project car guy, can I add funds? Seriously, daddy needs a new engine.

Yeah, I’m doomed if my ass hits couch. I need to maintain some form of momentum.

In Australia the Average mortgage loan term is over 30 years but the average duration before its paid out or refinanced is only 8 years. Id be more worried about the terms and conditions surrounding early payout and refinancing than the theoretical maximum term of the loan on paper because if they want to be truly predatory thats where it will be hiding.

What broke the first one?

Rotisserie Chickens are a weird kind of family staple for many Australian families.

One chicken, one tub of coleslaw or a bag of salad and a 6 pack of breadrolls and you can feed a family of 4. It doesnt cost as much as takeaway.

Theres a reason dads make hobbies out of their yard, grilling and DIY.I have to do this shit anyway, it can either be what stops me from doing what I want or I can find the happiness and satisfaction in it.

My relaxation time might be ten minutes having a coffee in the back yard with the garden and lawn looking immaculate but it would have been 2 hours work to get it to “done” but 3 to get it to “perfect” because ultimately what was I gonna do with that hour? Watch some Youtube videos I only half give a fuck about or play a video game I’m mediocre at. Once you figure out you can also run a smoker while you do those chores at the end of the day everyone gets ribs.

They are also both right.

Ive lost count of the amount of places I’ve been to that “Omg you have to try…” only to be underwhelmed. Sometimes food is situational and I’m sure it was the best burger they ever had the day they had it, but to me its tuesday.

Also just because its a national or even worldwide chain doesnt mean bad. I maintain that when you get a perfect Zinger burger from KFC its one of the best fried chicken burgers there is, get just the right amount of salt on fresh chips and the drink is COLD. Bruh.

The only nice thing I can say about chatbots is that they are a step up from “if your problem is with blank press one. If your problem is with…” telephone systems.

I wonder if any other candidates for office will run on this as a platform.

“Vote for me, Kid Rock will stay away.”

I absolutely get why they became popular, you know your Nephews favorite video game character is Claptrap… its a $15 stocking stuffer that shows you pay attention to their interests and care. Then when I saw people displaying their “Collection” and it was literally just people trying to buy them all and taking up whole rooms in their house I knew that they would monetise it to death licencing every property they could worming into every niche in existence to the point where there was absolutely no scarcity and no collector could keep up and eventually go bust.

You know in that Shania Twain song she doesnt care if you’re good looking, smart or have a car. So you can be a dumb ugly fuck who takes the bus if you’re loaded.

Shania Twain still wont be impressed.

My wife cannot cook with me because she cannot fathom that I worked in kitchens, I watch youtube chefs for fun and when I want to I can COOK. She hasnt, doesnt and cant but thinks this is an equal partnership where there isnt someone in charge and someone helping. Ive tried but she just has no concept of time management or order of operations but perhaps the worst was when I was chopping vegetables and she reached under the blade to pinch a fresh slice to eat and popped it in her mouth with a smile… she stuck her fingers under a razor sharp chefs knife mid stroke to be cute…

Nope. 3 digit hand jobs are not sexy, I’ll cook for you sweetheart go relax.

Wallet front right, phone left front, keys either left knee or left rear (if no cargo pockets), work keys around my neck on a lanyard. If they arent there I have lost them and they must be found immediately.

Yeah I could have been clearer.

I have a few accounts, one of them is filtered AF for when I dont want any more doom for today. No matter how unrelated to end stage capitalism or American politics or Gaza a post is someone in the comments finds a way to bring it up.

I feel it falls into a weird category of 2000s movies.

Its not bad but its really not good. Its well shot, well edited, the special effects are pretty good, the acting is at least competent and the production values are there but its just uninspired, formulaic and weirdly sanitised. Its like chain restaraunt food. There were oh so many of them too. Like you can watch them and be like “Yep, that was a movie.”

Honestly MMA events are usually pretty chill when it comes to actual violence I believe its because the percentage of people who can actually fight in the audience is way higher than at regular sports.

The dudebro assholes can never be 100% sure if that skinny dude is there because he likes to watch fights or because he trains with one of the competitors.

No matter how thorough you are with your filters the comments are still cancer.

4 years is about 435 new obsessions time.