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    8 hours ago

    Ent TV: Parliamentary livestreams, nature documentaries, slo-mo poetry, weather report

    Mage TV: 1980s-style tele-education, hi-tech ads, self-improvement guides

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    19 hours ago

    I feel like there is an opportunity for smelting and forging shows on Dwarf TV. I suggest smelting to have on while feasting and then forging during prime time.

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      18 hours ago

      They’re also famously effective traders and obsessed with history, but now you’re creating well balanced media ecosystem and not a one-line quip.

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      What about the History of famous breweries? Like i could Imagine whatching that stuff during Prime Time. Bascically erveryday a long ad for Budweiser, Warsteiner and Guinessduring primetime

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    Mythbusters would be on Dwarf TV. Dwarf TV would also show How It’s Made, Robot Wars, Scrapheap Challenge, Battlebots. I’m pretty sure they’d also be the ones obsessed with cars, unless that was in a universe where gnomes were the tinkerers and inventors.

    Orc TV would be The Ultimate Fighter, Yellowjackets, Deadliest Warrior, WWE, Reacher, The Terminal List, Vikings, Highlander: The Series…

    I wonder what mythical creatures would watch shows like South Park, Blackadder, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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    Halfling TV is just the food network.

    Ork TV would also have Pro Wrestling and Monster Trucks.

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      given that Orks had restaurants (meat is back on the menu), they also likely have a good channel with celebrity chefs.

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    Minotaur TV: Labyrinth on repeat until midnight, then milk porn until 4am and then labyrinth again.

    Rock Troll (Discworld) TV: similar to Dwarf TV, but more igneous.

    Devil (Forgotten Realms) TV: Let’s Make a Deal, Deal or No Deal, and similar shows

    Demon (FR) TV: repeats of the entire Saw franchise, Nickelback videos

    Dragon TV: documentaries about predatory animals, business news, Dragon’s Den

    Elder Vampire TV: CSPAN

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      Elder Vampire TV has to be CSPAN so they can watch their servants. I tried a historical documentary once and they got really really mad at the historical inaccuracies and threatened to have both myself and Ken Burns killed.

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      Neanderthal TV: Rock Smash, but then old re-runs of Rock Smash.

      K/Pg extinction TV: 12-hour marathon of Rock Smash, then just static.

      Cambrian TV: Documentaries about mating, followed by PSAs about the joys of neglectful parenthood.

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    I’m subscribing to Orc TV and Fairy TV. But where does Bubs Burgers fit in?

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    I think you mixed up gnome and orc here. The really I would just put the orcs for gnomes and then have orcs be reruns of deadliest warriors.