As an autistic person, this just sounds like being autistic.

Man here. I haven’t opened a door since 2005. When my wife isn’t with me I just stand outside trying to hide my tears until a woman comes along to let me in.

Nuh-uh! /s

You love to see it.

Now can France ban it’s own far right activists?

Also: You left the EU, ya dumb fucks. You lost a lot of bargaining power.

So . . . Trump reached out to daddy for help.

[JAG has hurt itself in its confusion]

No.

Holding my family hostage will just make me more anti-ICE. Not less.

We CaN aLwAyS tElL

It’s crazy because living in a friend’s attic is literally one of my bug out plans.

Appropriate use of an interrobang.

The moment the US becomes an accepted country to claim asylum from, I’m fucking out of here. I’m sadly too old to be accepted otherwise.

Fuck people like her making life hard for the rest of us.

Joke’s on them. I’ve been here the whole time. Right next to them in line at the bank. The horror.

This works for me. Detach from room 1, attach to room 2. Nice and viable donor tissue. Let’s get this shit done, people.

We can only hope.

That’s hilarious. “Trans” is just anything they don’t like.

If they are using them without punishment, they aren’t banned.

These fucks said this shit out loud months ago: nothing they do can be illegal.

I feel you. I’m not gonna pretend to understand the nuances of their jobs, but surely there’s some way to just be like “lolno. Fuck off or fire me, bitch”.

idk man, you’re gonna have to publicly fire my ass and I’ll be vocal about why

OK, I laughed. How have I never heard of this show.