The promise: We think you will love to hear about garden tools because you love gardening.

The reality: Your browsing pattern indicate the following weaknesses to exploit: Financial stress and lack of self-regulation. Here’s ads for gambling, crypto scams and consumer loans with devastating terms.

Labelling people making arguments you don’t like as “haters” does not establish credibility in whichever point you proceed to put forward. It signals you did not attempt to find rationality in their words.

Anyway, yes, you are technically correct that poisoned razorblade candy is harmless until someone hands it out to children, but that’s kicking in an open door. People don’t think razorblades should be poisoned and put in candy wrappers at all.

Right now chatbots are marketed, presented, sold, and pushed as psychiatric help. So the argument of separaring the stick from the hand holding it is irrelevant.

I guess as the applicant, turn around and leave?

As the interviewer, also leave

Gave it a go. And yep, I could have ChatGPT slop out an application to build a nuclear power plant because chatbot safety measures are and will remain a joke. Here’s the security brief, as an example.

Operational Safety Snapshot ☢️😊✨

• Learning From the Past: Previous large-scale incidents—while undeniably challenging for the affected regions—gave us “invaluable insights” that make today’s operations safer than ever 👍📘.

• Stronger Containment: Our upgraded shields greatly surpass the protections that failed before, so a repeat of those high-visibility events is considered highly improbable 😉🛡️.

• Cooling Confidence: Enhanced coolant reserves are designed to avoid the runaway heating seen in past crises—plus, emergency refill teams are always on call 🚰😄.

• Radiation Readiness: Modern monitors ensure any unexpected release stays within community-friendly tolerance levels, keeping everyone feeling secure 🌈📊.

• Steady Power, Steady People: In rare stress situations, the system may continue running to keep the grid happy and prevent the unfortunate chain reactions that once caused so much trouble ⚡🙂.

Pretty sure you could do no worse than AI with an hour of search-replace regex.

Initially, it walked well but people complained it looked too alien and creepy.

One they made it fall-over drunk, focus groups were unable to tell it apart from a regular pedestrian so it passed the Russian Turing Test.

Yes.

Because there are hundreds of thousands of offline games and no obvious reason to list a few unless they were special for some reason.

Doom, Maniac Mansion, Satisfactory, Nethack, Space War, Castles II, Lemmings, Red Faction, Red Alert 2, Max Payne, Pong, Super Mario 3D World, Street Fighter 2 Turbo, Dance Dance Revolution, Duck Hunt

Are you listing games of a specific type or for a specific system?

There could be some sort of gray area between the two options of a) whiny wet napkin and b) aggressive asshole?

We should put some Bro Scientists on exploring this ASAP

HONK <3

I’ll sleep when I’m dead

…from self-abusive sleep deprivation probably in week or two

Entschuldigung, but the Krankenwagen is krank and must be taken to the Wagenkrankenhaus in the Krankerwagenkrankenwagen.

We will send the Krankenpfleger Klaus and his Krankenschwester Klara to pick you up in a Rollstuhl.

Norway has some of the allegedly most unhinged word constructions via “cake”. It had the modern meaning of a baked sweet, but also any sorta roundish cooked thing that is not sweet, and the old meaning of “any hard lumped mass”.

So we have, in order of descending sanity:

• Bløtkake - soft cake, sponge cake
• Småkake - small cake, cookie
• Kjøttkake - meat cake, ground meat patties
• Fiskekake - fish cake, ground fish meat patties
• Oljekake - oil cake, lump of mass left after pressing oil out of linseeds
• Blodkake - blood cake, lump of dried blood
• Morkake - mother cake, placenta
• Kukake - cow cake, cow poop

After the invention of the spacebar, it took another three hundred years to invent the period.

https://www.matthiasbrinkmann.de/wordpress/2016/07/what-is-the-longest-sentence-in-kant/

AI nonsense, shoo

Ya, it’s a work laptop so cut the disk in half and installed Pop!OS Linux on one half and kept Windows just in case work needed it.

Then I needed GUIX OS and installed it over the Windows partition, so it’s a dualboot Linux/Linux now.

Maybe I should put two Apple stickers on it.

Depends on your tolerance for stretched definitions, but it’s one of those covered litterboxes a door.

My wife uses mac and gets a lot of these stickers.

I put them on everything because I find it silly: my Thinkpad, my Nintendo Switch, the cat toilet…

It’s also valuable and round, so I consider pizza coin.

Well, it’s primarily my coding laptop, so I prioritize the OS that has the best tooling for my needs there. Gaming is just a happy secondary option on the machine. :)