- That kea description is wrong. They are not an anti hero, they’re just a menace. Imagine the destruction of a genius toddler with wings and a knife. That’s basically a kea. - I wanted to be a Kea at first but now I really want to be a Kea. 
- I already chose kea, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me. 
- keas are just bog standard parrots but larger 
 
- Where Pūteketeke? - Gives piggyback rides
- Good co-parent
- Bulemia
 
- thinks he’s a Kea - actually a Kākāpō 
- Kea: - Actually a genius
- Will fuck with your shit
- Will watch from a distance as you discover your broken shit, will enjoy watching you #WinningAtLife
 - Kereru: - Big, bold and loud
- If I don’t like you, I will shit on you, head to toe coverage
- Why is this branch touching the ground
 
- Touhou fans: >:€ ITS FUCKING SPELLED T O U H O U GODDAMMIT - Just according to kakapo. I mean kereru. I mean keikaku. 
 
- I’d love to meet a Kakapo! I know that is probably not advisable for either of us, and I wouldn’t, but I feel like it would be cool - It could turn into an interesting meeting for sure! 
 
- Had doubts about the Kākāpō, but then I reached the “mostly foliage” part and knew I’d found the match. 
- deleted by creator 
- “Yeah I’m totally a Kea” Your average kakapo - Goddammit. 
 
- Well, I can only be Kakapo. 
- I guess a kakapo and a kiwi met one day. Now i am a nocturnal horny bird who only gets suggels and feels lonely. 
- I’ll take Swamp Dinosaur roaming the steaming wetlands of Didjabringabeeralong. Hot damn that sounds fun! 
- Wrong wrong wrong. Was this made by an Aussie? No mention of the fact Tuis like to get drunk af. And where is the Weka? Aka Kiwi with balls. 
- I’m a mix of Kiwi and Kākāpō. 
- kiwi 












