“Yeah I’m totally a Kea” Your average kakapo
God damn, I love NZ birds
I’ll take Swamp Dinosaur roaming the steaming wetlands of Didjabringabeeralong. Hot damn that sounds fun!
Where Pūteketeke?
- Gives piggyback rides
- Good co-parent
- Bulemia
I guess a kakapo and a kiwi met one day. Now i am a nocturnal horny bird who only gets suggels and feels lonely.
Kakapo. Off to shag someone’s head now
kiwi
kiwi’s missing “- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
That kea description is wrong. They are not an anti hero, they’re just a menace. Imagine the destruction of a genius toddler with wings and a knife. That’s basically a kea.
I already chose kea, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me.
I wanted to be a Kea at first but now I really want to be a Kea.
keas are just bog standard parrots but larger
Want to believe I’m a kea but probably a kiwi lol
Kea:
- Actually a genius
- Will fuck with your shit
- Will watch from a distance as you discover your broken shit, will enjoy watching you #WinningAtLife
Kereru:
- Big, bold and loud
- If I don’t like you, I will shit on you, head to toe coverage
- Why is this branch touching the ground
thinks he’s a Kea
actually a Kākāpō
Well, I can only be Kakapo.
Wrong wrong wrong. Was this made by an Aussie? No mention of the fact Tuis like to get drunk af. And where is the Weka? Aka Kiwi with balls.
Had doubts about the Kākāpō, but then I reached the “mostly foliage” part and knew I’d found the match.
