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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid

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Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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CHICAGO—Stressing that the procedure offered affected individuals their best chance at recuperation, experts at Northwestern University’s medical school issued a recommendation Thursday that severely injured people should be placed into some sort of cylindrical tank filled with fluid. “Our data indicate that almost all wounds and maladies can be mitigated, if not outright reversed, by […]
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