- When people say these jobs literally could not care less about you… - Yeah, I don’t particularly care about my coworkers, but I feel I would notice if someone died at their desk or didn’t show up for days unexpectedly. - I don’t particularly care about my coworkers - Damn, it sounds like a toxic environment with people you spend one third of your day with; it is just your regular corporate environment, most likely. - I work in a kitchen, people tend to be fairly negative and miserable. The leadership above me is untrustworthy and mostly concerned with their own trajectory. I say I don’t particularly care because I would not choose to associate with them if I had a choice. This doesn’t mean I don’t help people at work or look out for folks, though I do the same for people outside of work I don’t personally care about. I’m not sure if that makes sense, but you don’t have to care about a person individually to treat them with human kindness. 
- They are suggesting that coworkers aren’t friends. They can be but probably usually aren’t. 
 
 
 
- The article says it happened on a Friday, so it makes more sense now, but Christ, that’s terrifying. - It sounds like it was just a perfect storm of shitty circumstances: Happened at a bad time, in a part of the office that’s underpopulated, not near the main aisle, etc. 
- deleted by creator - Not if she doesn’t sign her timesheet ☠️ 
 
- Has anybody seen my stapler? It’s red. - I could set the building on fire… - The squirrels, they were married… 
 
 
- Notified her family? The ones that didn’t look for her after 4 days? - Maybe she lived alone? I don’t talk to my family every single day, sometimes not even for weeks 🤣 
 
- When they did it in workaholics it was funny 😐 
- That’s what stand-up meetings are for: to make sure nobody has died, and if they have, find them before decomposition starts. 
- I had a thought that people didn’t want to report or say anything out of fear 
- Sounds like the first episode of HBO’s Industry. dude tries to outperform his peers and causes heart failure. It’s a great show. 
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