• Baron Von J@lemmy.world
    1522·
    4 个月前

    ‘Beating the Republican Fascist agenda’ is a great candidate. I don’t really care how that is spelled on the ballot.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
        431·
        4 个月前

        I’ll vote for virtually anyone the Democrats nominate to stop the genocidal dictator, but my first choice, of course, will always be-

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
          301·
          4 个月前

          Alright, fuck it. I’LL run. I’m 40, nobody knows me so they don’t hate me, I think Hitler was bad, and I’ll let you guys smoke weed and keep your pronouns.

          And for the republicans in the room, I’m not going to send anyone to take your guns. That sounds like a bad idea, that we already saw play out in Waco TX. Nobody wants that.

          And for all the cats registered as undecided parties…meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow MEOW MEOW MEOW!!! HISSS HISSSSS HISSSSSS clickclickclickclickclickclick…purrrr purrrr purrrr purrrrr purrrrrr.

          And to all the mentally crazy voters, HEYMYNAMESBOBANDIMHERETOMAKEEVERYBODYSAFEFROMTHELIZARDPEOPLEFROMEATINGOURBRAINSANDTHEGOVERNMENTPOTBELLIEDPIGSBACONVIVALEREVOLUTION!!!

          And to the dyslexic voters, Helol hwo aer yuo?

    • Queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      16·
      4 个月前

      That’s my main deciding point, and why I’m happy Biden stepped down. I didn’t think he’d win the Rust Belt. Harris might.

      My main vote is “Not Trump’s Fascism.”

      • kautau@lemmy.world
        9·
        4 个月前

        I will absolutely vote whoever is opposite of trump on the ticket. But a black woman winning the rust belt? That would be wild. I’m all for it, mind you, but that would be some crazy shit.

      • Maggoty@lemmy.world
        31·
        4 个月前

        Trump kept climbing the polls in PA, which is the Keystone state of this election.

        I’m not sorry, and I will be here all night.