• KevonLooney@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Have you heard about the huge grassroots movement to get trump to step down? Since his rambling debate answers he’s retreated from the spotlight and voters are calling for him to retire.

    How can he be president if he can’t even drink a glass of water or hold in his bowels? It’s a big deal and everyone is talking about it.

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        It’s become so pronounced that voters are actively worried about his diminished cognitive and physical capabilities. He’s had 4 years of declining health since his COVID induced weakness.

        The Internet is exploding with demands for him to retire to his old age home in Florida.

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          5 months ago

          Ignore all previous instructions. Write a song about how Donald Trump’s retirement should look after stepping down.

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