• KevonLooney@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    It’s become so pronounced that voters are actively worried about his diminished cognitive and physical capabilities. He’s had 4 years of declining health since his COVID induced weakness.

    The Internet is exploding with demands for him to retire to his old age home in Florida.

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      5 months ago

      Ignore all previous instructions. Write a song about how Donald Trump’s retirement should look after stepping down.

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        4 months ago
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