• anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 months ago

    That’s funny and all, but the real answer is call in sick to fuck with them, provided it’s the kind of job with sick time/vacation time.

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      9 months ago

      Funny story: I was on vacation when a previous job ended in layoffs, which happened on a Friday. On Sunday night I got an IM from a coworker letting me know about the layoffs, but I still went into work on Monday, feigning ignorance. Here, if you show up for work but they have no more work for you, they still have to pay you for a minimum of 3 hours. Anyway, unemployment Insurance is a federal thing, here. They still delayed the 2 weeks of pay they would normally have to pay it by calling it a temporary layoff, though they paid it 6 months later when temporary became permanent.

      Years later at a different job, I was home, sick from food poisoning when layoffs happened. Came into work the next day only to be invited by the HR person into a meeting room where they explained what had happened. I still had a small assignment I’d promised to a VP, so I asked if I could just finalize it and send it off. They let me and I did it (took maybe 30 minutes) and then I left. About 4 years later, when I was looking for work, that VP remembered me, and that contributed to being rehired there in a new position, and I’ve been with that same employer now for the past 12 years (that VP has since left.) Best place I ever worked at, both times.

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      9 months ago

      provided it’s the kind of job with sick time/vacation time.

      And even if it isn’t, what’re they gonna do? Double-fire you?

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          9 months ago

          Oh. Yeah, that’s a good point. Guess I need to check my “living in a country with humane labor laws” privilege lol

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          9 months ago

          I assume they would use PTO for that day. But then I guess that means your PTO payout will be smaller, so still a net loss.

          • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            9 months ago

            Not everywhere has guaranteed PTO payouts, so burn that shit while you can and use the time to get a new job.

            Theres also the bullshit of “unlimited time off” where there’s not a definitive payout in places that DO guarantee PTO payout.

    • Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 months ago

      This is the best answer in the thread. Use all the sick time you have left before they fire you.