This sounds fun.
I may not survive very long, but I’ll be damned if I don’t spawn an absolutely legendary tale
I’ll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.
No clue what it’ll be but it’ll certainly be rad.
I just want to say, that your username is Neato.
I suppose I could travel pretty quickly.
I’m too cool to die >:3
How does that work if your name isn’t a verb or noun?
It doesn’t
It means it’s useless in such a situation.
I’ll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can’t actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I’m not even useful for keeping people entertained.
I’m either slapping people to death with a broken 40’ tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.
You tell me…
A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That’s how you die.
I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .
Idk I have no idea what TxzK means
Oh hai mark
Man I’m fucked
my paws can inflict equal amounts of pleasure or pain, so I have that going for me at least
Mine is how I flavored my paladin’s Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly… Think I’m in good shape, if very lonely
