𝐘Ⓞz҉@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months agoWhy are UFOs only seen in the US?message-squaremessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down113
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareWhy are UFOs only seen in the US?𝐘Ⓞz҉@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-squareCall me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoThey’re not really. In fact, UFO sightings are more evenly distributed across the world than tornado sightings. Real question is, why are there no UFO’s ever seen from Disneyworld? Quite generous of UFO’s to respect designated no-fly zones.
minus-squareFollowupquestion@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months ago Real question is, why are there no UFO’s ever seen from Disneyworld? Quite generous of UFO’s to respect designated no-fly zones. They’re painted “Go Away Green”, so while the UFOs are probing Clara, visitors are focused on finding Hidden Mickeys.
minus-squareAda@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoIt would be weird if tornado sightings were evenly distributed around the world given that they don’t occur evenly around the world :)
They’re not really. In fact, UFO sightings are more evenly distributed across the world than tornado sightings.
Real question is, why are there no UFO’s ever seen from Disneyworld? Quite generous of UFO’s to respect designated no-fly zones.
They’re painted “Go Away Green”, so while the UFOs are probing Clara, visitors are focused on finding Hidden Mickeys.
It would be weird if tornado sightings were evenly distributed around the world given that they don’t occur evenly around the world :)
Even aliens are afraid of The Mouse.