• Deestan@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Meta-answer: He really shouldn’t. Using clever ideas to escape punishment was what caused him eternal punishment in the first place.

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      8 months ago

      Well, falling into the same traps would be awfully Sisyphean of him.

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    8 months ago

    If I remember correctly, then the punishment is that he will never reach the top. However he is retrying it on his own will because he believes that he’ll reach it this time for sure.

    If that is correct, then I guess my answer would be anti addiction therapy 🤔

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    8 months ago

    By becoming a Buddhist he can stop his own suffering, rendering the punishment no longer a punishment even if he continues to roll the boulder for eternity.

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    He should accept that there are some things in life we can’t change and just brace himself against the rock. He won’t escape the burden but refusing to push against the rock will lighten his load.

  • Contextual Idiot@sh.itjust.works
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    Get 2 smaller stones. Put them down in front of the boulder. As you push the boulder up, kick the stones along with it, so that the stones would hold the boulder in place for you. Get to the top, and get hit by lightning from angry gods for your impudence.

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    Hades: Your punishment is to push this rock up a hill. However before you reach the top, it will roll down the hill. You will do this for eternity! Bwahahaha!

    Sisyphus: Nope.

    Hades: What do you mean “nope”?

    Sisyphus: Nope. Fuck your rock. Fuck your hill. Ain’t doing shit.

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    He could convince the gods that they must imagine him happy. Then they’d figure that he’s just as miserable pushing the rock as he would be not pushing the rock, so they let him free. Or maybe they give him an even more miserable punishment.

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    8 months ago

    Perhaps some sort of wheelbarrow? Maybe a shovel to dig a hole to drop the boulder in so it doesn’t keep rolling back down?