I hate it.

  • FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
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    8 months ago

    You can love mayo, you can hate Mayo. Both are totally acceptable.

    If you consider miracle whip to be good however…that is a crime that must be punished.

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        8 months ago

        *Mayonnaise is made of oil, eggs, and vinegar (or lemon juice).

        *Miracle Whip is made from water, soybean oil, high-fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic.

        Changed the ingredients because the source said sugar and not corn syrup. Miracle whip is basically a science experiment to make super cheap mayo. It’s like comparing cheddar cheese to American cheeze. One just isnt right.

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            8 months ago

            Miracle Whip is like a sweeter mayo. Unless you were born and raised with it, then you’ll likely hate it.

            Mayonnaise can be made simply by emulsifying oil into egg yolks. It’s super easy to make if you want, and it’s easy to modify by adding spices or seasonings. You don’t eat it by itself, but it’s fantastic for use in baking, mashed potatoes, sandwiches, sauces, and dips.

            Mayo is primarily an ingredient for use on something else. You would never eat flour by itself, just like you’d never eat straight mayo by itself.

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      8 months ago

      Mayo for hot sandwiches, miracle whip for cold deli, that’s my strat

  • BigChungus@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    Normal mayo (like Hellmann’s or Heinz) is fine and all, but goddamn Kewpie mayo is the shit. It’s easily top 3 readymade condiments in our fridge; we’ve always got a bottle on the go!

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      8 months ago

      I have been trying to find a reason to get it and try it. You are that reason.

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        8 months ago

        Kewpie is the reason I’m the mayo monster. I love it in my sandwiches, salads, sushi and ramen. It has an incredibly rich, savory, nutty flavour.

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        8 months ago

        You’re making a great decision! It’s more expensive than regular mayo but jeez is it worth every penny. We have a Korean shop near us which stocks it at lower prices than regular supermarkets, so we go and stock up occasionally

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        8 months ago

        It’s absolutely different, a much deeper and more umami flavour! We used to just use it for Asian type dishes that called for it but it’s so good that we’ve essentially replaced normal mayo with it at this point

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      8 months ago

      Wait so you don’t like any condiment on your sandwich? They’re all slime.

      Mayo just adds a particular texture. High protein and a little bit greasy which is great for certain foods.

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        8 months ago

        Incorrect. The ones that are paste, I like fine. Jam or mustard or hot sauce, fine. Those are all human consumable texture and flavor combinations. The “let’s put on this food some egg+vaseline mixture that someone left in the sun” experience of mayonnaise is one I can skip though.

        I also strongly dislike the texture of bananas going all mushy while I’m “chewing” them, to the point that I don’t eat them, so maybe it’s just a me issue. That is my feeling though.

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      8 months ago

      Yeah, I stopped getting it because even when I remembered to say “no mayo”, they’d still pile it on

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    8 months ago

    Not only does Mayo make things like sandwiches better but you can combine it with various other flavors for deliciousness. E.g. garlic or spicy aioli.

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      8 months ago

      Sriracha mayo is awesome with burgers, fries, tater tots, etc

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    8 months ago

    Glad to see. I’m not the only one.

    You take nasty ass uncooked eggs, Mix them up with some oil and a splash of vinegar, lemon juice and mustard. How does that not sound appetizing?

    • Some dick head in 18 Dickety 4 or whenever they invented that shit probably

    Get the fuck out of my life Mayo, and fuck your cousin aioli trying to sneak into my sandwiches as well.

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      8 months ago

      I don’t understand this. Is there some sort of trick or do I just prefer buttery flavor? I’ve tried mayo on grilled cheese twice so far: while I suppose it toasts nicely, it’s just nowhere near as good as butter. It’s just toast with cheese

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    8 months ago

    It’s aioli that someone figured out how to sell before they finished making it

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    8 months ago

    It’s ok on burgers and sandwiches, but otherwise I don’t care much for it.

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      8 months ago

      I agree that’s mostly where it belongs. Taste-wise it can fall between “fine” and “pretty good” but its strength is as food lube, an enhancement for (often bready) food that would be unpleasantly dry without it.

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    8 months ago

    There’s bad mayonnaise out there, like a lot of bad. I prefer to put it on my fries. It’s very delicious.

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      8 months ago

      Arctic Circle in Utah gave out fry sauce (aka fancy sauce). It’s just mayo and ketchup, but it was so popular all of the local chains started providing it as well (McDonald’s, Wendy’s, 5 guys). The better ones generally splash a bit of BBQ as well.

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    8 months ago

    My favourite use for mayo is as a butter substitute specifically for making grilled cheese sandwiches. It fries up really nice on the bread because it’s eggy

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      8 months ago

      Exactly what I came to say.

      Someone who fries a grilled cheese with butter is making an inferior sandwich.