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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Me IRL

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Me IRL

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • colourlesspony@pawb.social
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    yes

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    How did you know I was masturbating?

    You totally killed the mood.

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      This meme killed it for me as well, so I had to share.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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        Thank you, that helps bring the mood back.

        • mihnt@lemmy.world
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          So OP should DM you each time something turns them off?

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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      While reading Lemmy comments?

      • Blizzard6340@feddit.ch
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        Of course

      • lowleveldata@programming.dev
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        How else?

      • squid_slime@lemmy.world
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        Can you say it again but whisper it please

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    You forgot the "I need to sleep and the post nut nap is a good way to get sleep started option.

    • Huschke@lemmy.world
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      TIL that other people enjoy a good post nut sleep too.

    • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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      And maybe also, wierdly, the possibility “I need to get up and having a wank seems like a good way to get the systems starting up.”

      Either way, they all fall in the category of, what I’ve come to call, the Keine Lust Fap, named so after the Rammstein song. You’re fapping, not because you’re horny, but because of other reasons.

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    What if I just have ADHD and it’s the only way to generate dopamine anymore

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    ha joke’s on you, my anti depressants don’t let me masturbate at all

    • colourlesspony@pawb.social
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      That sounds depressing

      • saltesc@lemmy.world
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        Deflating at least

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    I was scratching my balls and one thing led to another…

  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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    How else am I supposed to sleep?

    • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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      REAL TALK

    • Delphia@lemmy.world
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      My man out here with the real questions.

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    Maybe being depressed is my kink, so both.

  • It's A Faaaahhkeah!@lemmus.org
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    It can be both, I can multitask.

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      “Beax ya mea+ ya SocI DePle+c” – A Modern Day Poet

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    I feel like there are more choices like

    Angry and need the distraction

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    yes

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    They used to tell kids they would go blind if they do this. :)

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      That was so wrong on so many levels if you ask me.

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    I’m horny because I’m depressed and need the dopamine

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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      she cute

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