CHICAGO—Calling attention to the startling lack of tied-up cherry stems in the average diet, health experts from the American Medical Association warned Tuesday that Americans were not sensually eating enough fruit. “While it’s recommended that adults erotically suck on at least two pieces of fruit daily, many people are falling far short of that,” said Dr. […]
Best I can do is drink a smoothie made from frozen berries because nothing is really in season right now
You just gotta work it. Treat that straw in ways that would make your parents ashamed of you.
Gets immediate brain freeze from snorting a smoothie
By the time I’m done with that smoothie they’ll wish they sent me to conversion camp
Have you tried sprinkling some nutmeg in it? Game changer