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minus-squaremoobythegoldensock@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up46·5 hours ago “I cleared bandwidth to lead a higher impact project” No, don’t say that! Say “I hurkledurked the dooper bobble.” It means exactly the same thing (nothing,) but using the business jargon of the 2030s so you stay ahead of the trend.
minus-squareWolfLink@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 hours agoThey have a point though. They are telling you to phrase things in a way that makes you look better.
minus-squaremoobythegoldensock@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 hour agoHow does speaking like a braindead MBA make you look better?
minus-squareMousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·46 minutes agoBecause that’s the target audience of the speech.
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·46 minutes agoHow else are you going to become an executive and have all the slaves employees do whatever you want?
No, don’t say that! Say “I hurkledurked the dooper bobble.” It means exactly the same thing (nothing,) but using the business jargon of the 2030s so you stay ahead of the trend.
They have a point though. They are telling you to phrase things in a way that makes you look better.
How does speaking like a braindead MBA make you look better?
Because that’s the target audience of the speech.
How else are you going to become an executive and have all the
slavesemployees do whatever you want?