Alien: “We’ll sodomise your young!”
Me: “Well, you see…”
“Take us to your leader!”
“Does that mean you’ll abduct them? If so, thanks!”
There’s a reason that’s what we think aliens would do, and it’s because it’s what we would do if we found another inhabited planet.
It’s the same reason racists are afraid of being the minority race.
Pls send sexy plant aliens.
alien: whelp, I guess it’s this then:
I never noticed how caked up Neo’s podneighbor is. Pretty good for having never used your ass muscles.
Damn, that seems so much more comfortable than the way we currently torment ourselves while deluding ourselves into believing a fictional reality.
I’m super down
I have always said that if given the opportunity, I would sale out the human race to an alien invasion without a seconds hesitation. It truly can’t be any worse.
you dont have enough imagination
Found Ye Wenjie
At least they have advanced technology.
