That’s why anything I’m giving away I just put it outside and say first person to show up gets to keep it. It either gets sent off to someone who saw it or it gets ‘stolen’, either way not my problem anymore

I’m living in Sweden but only speak English still. When I’m in a group everyone switches to English but if I don’t talk for a while they start slowly mixing back in Swedish words. There’s a sweet spot with Swedlish that to me sounds like a bunch of giggly people a drink or two in trying to see how far they can get away with mispronouncing words while still being understandable

First the Yagrum meme now this. Lemmy be fire lately

What a grand and intoxicating bod!

Gonna use AI to implement blockchain, obviously

My ex spouse’s computer is still rocking the psu I got from my first computer build back in like 2010

The common tier wasn’t even free x.x

Maybe you’ve never lived with a particularly wild cat? They can be quite the handful and cats have such strong personality it’s hard to work with if their quirks don’t mesh well with your own. They also operate on their own schedule and sometimes that means playtime is in 10 minute intervals of pure chaos randomly sprinkled about in the dead of night

Somewhere out there is a super donor who can tell people to eat their shit as a way to express they care and have an interest in the person’s health

Saddam just wants you to think they died in there but it was a cover to explain why they brought in concrete to reinforce it

I have to use Windows 11 for my school computer, not allowed to change the OS. I didn’t realize how shit awful explorer had gotten between 10 and 11. For anyone reading this who has to use 11: there are explorer alternatives. I use OneCommander and it let me change the default explorer for shortcuts and when other programs bring things up like with “show in folder” options. I don’t have to use windows explorer anymore and while it’s no Linux at least it doesn’t have fucking copilot and it gives me back basic control

I’ve been losing my mind seeing the flood of terrible events going on but I finally made it to here. I love your posts they’re one of the highlights of Lemmy, a beacon of joy, thank you as always

Breaking laws isn’t exactly a problem for him

It’s possible but imo unlikely. I know its very different in a lot of ways but Starbucks at least will close a location to “save money” practically day of a successful unionizing vote. A union gets harder to squash the longer they’re around, and more likely to spread to other locations, so companies get pretty trigger happy about shuttering places.

I’m moving from a “not bottom of the ladder but pretty damn low” test automation position to the game industry and I’m expecting to make half as much

Two and a half years from now??? Jfc there’s going to be nothing left of the US by then

If you’re careful with it you can grab them when they take off without squishing them. I do catch and release like this it’s much faster than trying to shoo them outside, plus the window doesn’t need to be open for long so less likely another one wanders in during the process

It almost hit -30c where I’m at but apparently those last couple degrees is where the coolest people like to chill. I’m out there looking like a rack of unwanted coats at the back of the store and you’re ready to show an evil frost wizard the meaning of pain

I’m from the US and I’m disgusted and embarrassed with the place. I moved to Sweden recently and if it comes to it I’d sooner help protect your borders than go back to the US