• Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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      19 hours ago

      Baby is born

      Doctor: How did you like your free 9 month trial of life?

      Baby: What do you mean free trial?

      Doctor: It costs money to live.

      Baby: Frantically tries to climb back into the womb.