Sucrose.
That’s an achievement for borderlands 4!

There are many terms for this role…
Carbohydrate caretaker
Sucrose steward
Fructose foster parent
Or of you identify as female and want the gender specific descriptor then you can be a monosccharide matriarch
Why do they need to be alliterations though? I mean, sugar daddy isn’t one either.
Dextrose Daddy
Why do they need to be alliterations though?
Because that makes it 36% more challenging and 42% more fun
It can result in some rather clunky terms though.
And frankly, “fructose foster parent” is cheating. That’s on the same level as, say, “sugar step daddy”.
And sugar supplier is like, right there.
I’m more into bisaccharides myself
Are you talking about disaccharides? Or are you purposely mixing the term with being “bi”.
Purposefully using “bi” instead of di. I want a glucose gilf who goes both ways.
Glucose Guardian sounds more like what you’d call a diabetes alert dog
In this economy? Best I can do is “aspartame papa”.
Haribo Bogtrotter
I always preferred the term “wallet warrior: dating edition” since it captures the spirit of the thing.
Call me GG
that’s what gamers mean
Guardians of the Glucose is coming to Disney+ and The Food Network this summer!
I’d like one of those, please.
cognate with loaf guardian, but from a different area
I like “Sweet 'n Low Daddy” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJjjptD6dhw
One person ink ow differentiates between sugar daddies and Splenda daddies. Sugar daddies cover boring things like bills, while Splenda daddies only cover “fun” things they’re involved in like going out on the town.
Anthony Scaramucci, Trump’s shortest serving aide, runs ‘Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby’ parties out of his restaurant.
iirc the ratio is twenty potential daddies for thirty babies. They want the women to be desperate from the start.
Sugar parent.










