Can confirm. Btw, this is bean tea.
Brits talk about everything rounds to the nearest 10 in metric and then use 1.5cm for asinine shit.
This reminded me of the worst thing about getting tea at a cafe, which is that if you ask for a splash of milk with your breakfast or earl grey tea they bring out a jug with an entire udder’s worth of milk, which then sits there turning sour. I suppose they must have once had a customer who wanted some tea with their milk.
TIL that people get ragged on for not having enough tea in their cup.
_Well, well, look at ol two sips over ere. Twice as many cups as the rest of us today. Looks like the tide’s all the way out on this one. _
A fundamental law of the universe is Brits will take the piss out of anyone for any reason. It is a sign of affection, and also a sign of intense dislike.
“Are you feeling a bit pessimistic?”
“Pessimistic?!?”
"Your cup’s half empty :) "
You underestimate my power to spill
You leave enough room so that the marshmallows don’t cause it to overflow. 🤷♂️
Please do not introduce fun to our national drink. Thank you.
Hot Toddy is pretty fun
How about whipped cream?
Unfortunately, I’m afraid we’d have to categorise that as fun.
Also, you’re now banned from the British Isles, and all of Her Majesty’s overseas territories
I will have it filled to the tipitop and spill some on my way to the computer thankyouverymuch
TIL Brits put a little tea in their milk
They also just drink “tea” and don’t conceptualize the different kinds thereof. English Breakfast vs Earl Gray vs an Oolong and all the aromatic teas… AFAIK they traditionally just drink English Breakfast black tea, which is why the Lipton yellow bags aren’t even labelled.
The more I learn about British tea culture the more confusing it gets. Drinking unlabeled black tea in a bag is disgusting bottom-of-the-barrel type stuff. No wonder they drown it in milk.
It’s the tannins in british tea that help it mix with the milk. All those black teas you get in europe and asia just turn milk into a swirly mess.
British tea is legitimately its own thing
The color of my mug after a (admittedly high-end) black tea leads me to believe it’s not lacking in tannins. I’ve not tried to put milk in it since I was a kid at my grandparents’ who always had some good teas as well.
My understanding is that the “default” British tea is English Breakfast tea. Which is not a bad tea at all, but it’s not “special”, it’s unflavored black tea. I don’t refute that the tea culture is unique over there but I don’t think it has much to do with the leaves themselves which famously don’t even grow in England lol
This whole conversation is making me feel just a little bit lighter about the fascism going down in my country.
Yeah, first they make it super strong by just leaving the bags in. Then they add milk because it’s too strong.
I love them anyway
Then they discuss how many centimeters from the rim it should be to avoid the real problem going on in their heads.
There’s 2 tea cultures in the UK. Upper class is straight, perhaps with a little lemon and honey, in quite delicate teas. Working class is strong tea with milk and sugar.
Milk was originally to stop factory tea from cracking cheap cups. It’s now just a cultural thing, normal teas taste weird without milk.
TIL I’m upper class
Unless you can trace your ancestry back 5-10 generations, along with enough peerages and titles to matter, you are at best middle class. At least according to the old fashioned mindset.
As a fellow tea snob, I salute you. 👍
*pours milk and shoves soggy biscuits through your letterbox*
That’ll teach ya
I remember being bullied about some weird random things growing up, but are people really out there talking smack about the not-quite-fullness of your cup of tea?
Feels like the pettiness is the bit
Gonna be real, if someone is petty enough to comment on how much tea is in my mug I’m never talking to them again
My first thought was that that looks only like 1cm, but with the tape measure there I’m going to have to conclude that the mug is GIANT
When my wife makes me a brew, she only fills it to 3/4. Now I just decline her offers and make them myself. What’s crazy is that she’ll fill her cup to the normal amount; and I’m not known for spilling my drinks.
Ah the old, “make it consistently bad to discourage them from asking” gambit
That’s illegal.
What’s crazy is that she’ll fill her cup to the normal amount; and I’m not known for spilling my drinks.
This is an outrage. You’re getting the dregs of the kettle, pal. She’s misjudging the amount of water to put in for 2 mugs and pours hers first. I’d bet money on it.
Oh 100%. But she also doesn’t see the problem with it being so low and thinks I’m fussy!
Madness. Absolute madness. Sorry for your troubles.
You clearly cannot be trusted with the power of a full mug of tea.
Which is wild as the sofa is riddled with evidence of her tea & coffee mishaps!
I fill it to the absolute brim and just walk slowly from the kitchen to my living room.
Loving the fact they included the tape measure in the pic.
I’m also dyspraxic so I’d probably drop the tape measure into the cup, causing it to spill and then I’ll realise that was the last teabag
Also dyspraxic. I could never risk filling the cup that high, it’s going to go everywhere.
Are adult tippy cups socially acceptable?
Be the change you want to see.
You can easily get another cm in there and not be at significant risk of spilling it and I’m dyspraxic so more likely than the average person to just randomly fuck up carrying a cup of tea.
I’d go 5mm gap if you’re not leaving the room with it, 7mm if you’re nearby on the same floor, 10mm if you’re up or down stairs, or far away :)
I had never figured to leave more of a gap if going upstairs but it makes a lot of sense…
Hi fellow dyspraxic! How many things have you banged into today?
wait is that what that means? like i just sorta called myself accident prone but basically I tend to bang into things more often then others.
4
4 ain’t bad at all nice work!
