God that sounds amazing

What kinds of stuff do they do?

that they do

A cheap, sweet, high in protein, low in calories snack that costs about 1.50

He gets more flack than he deserves. He tried to change school dinners yes, but the government at the same time were severely cutting back the budget for school dinners in general. Once the quality fell through, they used Jamie as a scapegoat for the whole thing

that’s a german thing, no?

I did not know it had finished eating

We are savages, aren’t we

Where was that nuclear winter we were promised?

I don’t get it, why doesn’t Torrents, the largest of the group, not simply eat all the other music services?

If Labour wants to stay in power for the next election, they sure as hell better bring about proportional representation, because with the rise of the everything right now, this might be it for them

This is excellent - where is this from?

• You will have my sword
• And my axe
• And my bow
• I’m looking for Horcruxes

Finally, some actual training for something useful!

that snowman had it coming, and, from what I hear, so did Jimmy Saville

Oh shit yeah, I forgot about all the fucking shoe polish. Nice you got to fly an actual plane

drinking and drugs

I mean, if I know my pilots…

Kids taking a keen interest in their own education should always be praised, and I salute you and your three remaining fingers.

Did the tea’s survive?

Oh nice! And yeah grammar school

How close were you to the plane?