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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago

The answer is "Because Seven ate nine." What was the question?

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The answer is "Because Seven ate nine." What was the question?

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago
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    What happened to the dozen donuts I brought?

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    Why does the bathroom smell like clam cakes

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    Serious answer, old joke:

    Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7, 8(ate), 9.

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      Because 7 is a 6 offender

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    How come there’s only one can of ravioli left?

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    Why is seven so fat?

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    Why is six(or 1 through 6)afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9

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    Why is six afraid.

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    “What is the meaning of Life?”

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    Why did 6 7?

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    6 7?

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