“You shouldn’t have said that. Now, everyone’s laughing at you behind your back. And there’s a spider in your hair.”

Ah yes, when i see Freddy Mercury or Magnum Pi, all i see is creepy redneck.

Balls.

“Food trends” kill me.

Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?

Is anybody that engages in “a little recreational reading” really that stupid…?

Don’t ask it silly questions, it won’t play silly games…

Being a laughing stock is SO HAWT rn.

Does he like his toast done on one side…?

Sokka, now’s your time to SHINE.

Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize, half the people are more stupid than that.

She’s not American. They use different terms for things around the world.

E: ducking autocorrupt

I’m not even OP. You’re something, kiddo.

I got a 100 dollar ticket for driving 57 in what was normally a 50 km zone

I was going 7 over the limit as per my story, a great big 50km/h hour sign where 40 km/h was only enforced certain hours of the day, certain days of the week, certain months of the year

Reading comprehension ain’t your strong suit, eh bud?

57-50=17? Did you attend school in America, or something? ChatGPT spit that answer out for you?

Demands citation. Makes claim. Leaves no citation. Stay classy, San Diego.

RIP St George

You go that way. I’ll go home.

I’m coming!

I’m coming!

If there was a god, she went to the store for a pack of cigarettes a loooooooooooong time ago.