“Platonic solids for my real friends and real solids for my platonic friends!” – xkcd 1645 - ToastsHow about true-poo?
It’s the good shit
shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart
I’ve been wanting my wife to shampiss on me for years…
That’s deep.
It’s pronounced sham PAGGin
How does Shamwow fit…
Yeah… You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won’t.
I can’t argue with that.
Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.
Whats with the presentation?
Narcissism
So it should read “I excuse myself to the washroom on dates just to check my IG feed”.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!
Real poo is free, abundant, and just the right consistency if you eat enough cheese.
enough cheese
does not compute
gives a great tan
Shampoo or Realpoo
Champagne implies the existence of Champleasure
Some people find pleasure in pagne. Lots of guys out there wanting go get spanked by angry women.
Shampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.
beat me to it.
Yeah, its called American beer.
Shots fired!
