that meme format makes me feel old… I used to see it in like 2008 👴
Good fucking science meme!
you are what you eat: a donut
or sth
Two people kissing make a single continous tube going from one anus to the other
Great now I need a new folder.
hehe kinky
A straw has zero holes. It’s just a flat piece of plastic wrapped around and attached to itself. Ain’t nobody drilling holes through plastic to make straws.
Try that argument with your local topologist
This suggests the reverse is true, that every hole is at minimum a tube.
I’m throwing out all my cups today. I’ll jut drink from my plates.
also, cups and plates are not equal topologically, because a cup has handle with a hole in it, and plate doesn’t
So we finally realise that the topological notion of “hole” doesnt really capture the natural language concept of a hole.
same as most of professional terminology that made its appearance in everyday vocabulary

touche
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Not all cups have that. I would consider that more a mug.
ah yes, can’t wait to get home and drink my evening MUG of tea :D
welcome to topology
A straw has one hole that is open to two entrances. Like a single tunnel. We never say that a tunnel has two holes.
A tunnel has two holes.
We mustn’t say that. It is forbidden.
I got a T shaped cat tunnel. It’s got two holes. I think. Topology can go suck a lemon
Which is why I said SINGLE tunnel.
Still one hole unless there’s isolated sections
A straw has 1 hole with two ends… this is dumb
Topologically, people are toroids.
A straw has 1 hole that goes all the way through.
So, infinite holes. Just like a line has infinite points. And, a longer straw has a bigger infinite number of holes.
So do you
This is Crohn’s erasure.
The disk has two holes separated by a lesser distance
Not if it’s 2D
Holes are arguably 0D.
Idk if you can measure what area a hole takes up it has dimensions doesn’t it?
I’m being tongue in cheek of course and this is more a matter of philosophy and ontology than math and physics, but one could claim that the hole itself does not exist, it is the absence of matter, so what you are measuring is not the hole but rather the distance between any two points of matter. Otherwise one could point to nothing and claim that it is a hole of any size (like pointing to the sky and simply defining some part of it a hole of a certain size- it would effectively be a meaningless proposition in some sense).
But again, it is truly just silly semantics. :)
But can you measure something that doesn’t exist? Can the absence of something be something in and of itself? Is it the hole you are measuring, or the object around the hole?
No but a void exists as defined by the matter around it
Yes we just did this
Both
Philosophy is easy
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Sure but THIS hole isn’t 2D because it’s a compressed 3d object.
The colloquial meaning is different from a topological definition. Anything with a through-hole has a hole at each end. It’s an ambiguous question because the answer depends whether you’re referring to a openings in the face of the object (a cylinder in the case of a straw) or the void connecting the surface openings. Perhaps the safest answer is inclusive, so three. I’ve been told I’m not fun at parties.
I love the unabashed sharing of topical knowledge, so you’re welcome to my party.
You could make infinite indentations in an object with zero holes. That’s a very poor definition for a hope topologically.
I’ll give it a try and get back to you
And yet each indentation could hold something, like cheese or a kitten, so each indentation in functionally different from a smooth surface.
Deforming a shape changes it, thus topology is a special case of specifically ignoring most aspects of a shape.
But more importantly, calling any indentation a “hole” is a case of specifically ignoring the special significance of actual holes. You can’t pass through an indentation.
Guess I can’t dig holes either
Sure you can, they just gotta come out the other side. Otherwise it’s just a fancy divot
ill put a fancy divot in yah dome wit my 9 millie brah
Watch out, we got a badass over here
If you were to tell an average English speaker that you were going to dig an indentation, chances are high that they would misinterpret your meaning.
On the other hand, if you told them that you were going to dig a “blind hole,” I imagine they would have a much better understanding of your meaning and you would still be technically correct.
That’s part of why I try not to talk to average English speakers
Haha fair enough
That’s why we have the compound word “through-hole”.
90% of important parts on living things are pockets and manipulations of surface area, two things completely ignored by topology. Topology is interesting mathematically, and has meaning for traversal and knot problems, but it’s not really useful to describe reality.
but it’s not really useful to describe reality.
Skill issue
really
but it’s not really useful to describe reality.
This is just not true.
What topology does for people practically, is it allows them to do a rough kind of geometric reasoning in a wide variety of cases. Further, the geometric notions defined via topology subsume many of the more intuitive notions you might already know of from the number line or the plane.
For example, continuity of functions, convergence of sequences, interiors and boundaries of sets, connectedness and many other things are inherently topological notions that any person who has taken a typical calculus sequence should have some intuitive idea of.
One of the biggest difference between actual pure topology and analysis is that analysis is just done in the context of really nice types of topological spaces called metric spaces in which notions of distance are available.
Any time people are using results of calculus in the sciences, under the hood they are using details about topology on R^n.
Topology is immensely useful to describe reality.
That’s why we have a diverse set of words such as “divot,” “indentation,” “pit,” “well,” and so much more!
Topology is a component of the language called “mathematics” we use to understand, describe, and model reality in concrete terms.
But it’s a good definition if you are, say, putting a thing into each indentation. That’s why the two definitions are different.
Right, those wouldn’t be holes.
You seem to not be getting that words can have multiple (even if related) meanings. When some science or other discipline takes a common word and defines it really precisely for their purposes, that doesn’t change the definition of the common word for all usages and mandate that all lay people use it only with that discipline’s more precise definition.
Better precision leads to better communication.
It’s ok, the people who tell you that weren’t invited to any of the parties either.
That’s right you’re not let me help:
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I mean no matter how you look at it it’s just the one hole.
In fact, all holes are the same hole.
If you think about it.
Theres just one thing, and one way to look a the thing, which is the thing itself.
Das Ding an sich!
Tell that to my wife
Courtesy of the internet

That’s what my uncle said.
The mother of all holes.
The motherhole if you will.
The Motherhole
I was in a band called that!
We mostly played blues standards and industrial metal and our live shows prominently featured custom inflatables.
The Ödipus hole
This, too, is a great bandname.
I like to think that all our holes are connected in a way
Not like a human centipede though
So oral and anal are fucking the same hole and pussy is not a real hole.
The pussy’s more of a pit than a hole.
But yes, anal and oral are the same hole.
Vaginal canal -> cervix -> uterus -> oviducts ->abdominal cavity
I’d say the pussy is a hole.
Yes, but that’s not all, I claim that ALL anal and oral holes are the same hole.
I could agree with you, but first we’d need a species wide human centipede.
So, I kinda just woke up from a nap and my still confused mind thought the meme said the straw had four holes.
Ehh. I’m not sure it’s very constructive to make a topological argument from a debate people usually think about as a linguistic one.
Fields dont need to be that isolated. In the end its arbitrary, so why not accept arguments of all perspectives?
But saying that to make a hole in a sphere, you need to make two holes in the sphere is funny.
Very good observation. Now what about a hollow sphere?
In germany we say alles hat ein Ende nur die Wurst hat zwei
I like to think of this particular example as a sort of reminder that we need to be specific on what grounds we are arguing. Colloquially, and for the sake of practicality, the straw has two holes. You would one hole or the other is in the drink, or clogged. But topologically, yes, there is only one hole.
Except maybe to illustrate the necessity of various disciplines, as this is a maths problem and not a linguistics one.
Arguing the linguistics of this is like arguing over astrology.
We have a pee hole and a poo hole and a mouth hole and a nose hole do really we’ve got a few holes going on there
We have a massive amount of holes in our bodies. Those are just the most major holes. It comes down to what you consider a hole. Is a mouth a hole okay but what about small pours that open and close? Tear ducts would be in the definitely hole category you never think of those.
Oh god we’re just flesh sieves
Beautiful imagery.


















