20 dicks?
I have unusually large feet, I drive a small car… It may be anecdotal, but I’m the exception that proves the rule
I have a Mini. That’s why I drive a Hummer.
Forget about Clussy, make way for the Click 😤
Wait until you meet Biggus Dickus!
He has a wife, you know.
Incontinentia?
Incontinentia Buttocks!
He’s already inside him in the last panel.
JefF Foxworthy’s routine about that was pretty funny… He rambled through all the different body parts whose size could indicate a man has a big dick; his feet, hands, ears, nose, etc… “Well he needs to be packing because he’s probably one goofy looking SOB…”
Nice try Juggalos
Juggalos don’t strike me as the kinds of people who drive small cars.
They are the exact people driving 90s mustangs around:
Except they’re the 4 cylinder versions
He’s got a small car and big shoes.
That means he has two big dicks
It’s multiplicative not additive stacking.
Sorry, my bad. Here’s the corrected calculation:
(big + dick) * (big + dick) = big² + 2*big*dick + dick²
Dick is a constant and Size is the modifier. If it worked the way you described then everybody could gain or remove a dick with ease.
Detachable penis?
They’re nice cuz you can rent them out when you don’t need it.
But sometimes you go out and drink a bit too much and wake up with a hangover and your penis is missing. Again.
Yes yes, those exist, they’re called strap ons.
Maths isn’t my forte but what I think you’re saying is if I accept/imbibe/inhale/allow entry of a big dick (or two) then that makes my dick bigger?
Brb…Well it makes you have a big dick, not your dick though
Also applies to hands
Do they stack? If so, additively or multiplicatively? Is this the new dick meta?
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