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minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·14 hours agoThat means he has two big dicks
minus-squareFiniteBanjo@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·14 hours agoIt’s multiplicative not additive stacking.
minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·edit-214 hours agoSorry, my bad. Here’s the corrected calculation: (big + dick) * (big + dick) = big² + 2*big*dick + dick²
minus-squareFiniteBanjo@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·14 hours agoDick is a constant and Size is the modifier. If it worked the way you described then everybody could gain or remove a dick with ease.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoThey’re nice cuz you can rent them out when you don’t need it.
minus-squareTelex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoBut sometimes you go out and drink a bit too much and wake up with a hangover and your penis is missing. Again.
minus-squaremegopie@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 hours agoYes yes, those exist, they’re called strap ons.
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 hours agoMaths isn’t my forte but what I think you’re saying is if I accept/imbibe/inhale/allow entry of a big dick (or two) then that makes my dick bigger? Brb…
minus-squarelad@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoWell it makes you have a big dick, not your dick though
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That means he has two big dicks
It’s multiplicative not additive stacking.
Sorry, my bad. Here’s the corrected calculation:
(big + dick) * (big + dick) = big² + 2*big*dick + dick²
Dick is a constant and Size is the modifier. If it worked the way you described then everybody could gain or remove a dick with ease.
Detachable penis?
They’re nice cuz you can rent them out when you don’t need it.
But sometimes you go out and drink a bit too much and wake up with a hangover and your penis is missing. Again.
Yes yes, those exist, they’re called strap ons.
https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
Maths isn’t my forte but what I think you’re saying is if I accept/imbibe/inhale/allow entry of a big dick (or two) then that makes my dick bigger?
Brb…
Well it makes you have a big dick, not your dick though