Not yet, I want him to grow old and decrepit in a prison cell, then die slowly from a painful combination of illnesses, say arthritis, shingles, sciatica, plantar fasciitis, and bursitis.
Should go ahead and build him a Whiter House, or Whitest House, one where he also doesn’t have to live with any prior residents having been black. Set it up in some sort of non-state U.S. territory, maybe give it a legal arrangement like a Native American reservation, but call it something he’ll be happy about. Exclusive Territory, or VIP Room. Still subject to major crime laws of the federal government.
Can someone roll him into a home already?
Preferably one that’s six feet deep
Not yet, I want him to grow old and decrepit in a prison cell, then die slowly from a painful combination of illnesses, say arthritis, shingles, sciatica, plantar fasciitis, and bursitis.
Spinal cancer would be a nice addition to that list.
I think we’re gonna need a bigger hole.
It’s gonna be a lake of urine when everyone’s done pissing on his grave. Might as well make it a toilet. A toilet of solid gold, though.
Should go ahead and build him a Whiter House, or Whitest House, one where he also doesn’t have to live with any prior residents having been black. Set it up in some sort of non-state U.S. territory, maybe give it a legal arrangement like a Native American reservation, but call it something he’ll be happy about. Exclusive Territory, or VIP Room. Still subject to major crime laws of the federal government.